Dolce Douche

December 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sean Avery, who dated Elisha Cuthbert and supposedly bragged about cheating on her and who recently romped with MK Olsen, was issued an apology this week from the radio announcer who’d reported that he insulted Maple Leaf Jason Blake in a tense game a few weeks ago. The announcer told his audience that since Sean was so adamant that he never said those things and was threatening to sue, it must be that he trusted a bad source.

And still the general consensus remains – Sean Avery is a piece of sh*t prick douchebag, labeled “stupid” even by the New York media. Oh… and fighting back against being accused of cancer-hate doesn’t make him not a racist. Ask Georges Laraque…ask French Canadians.

Meanwhile, Avery is sitting out with a wrist injury and is listed as day-to-day. So he showed up today at the Dolce & Gabbana men’s store opening in New York with his Beat-Me-Face in full effect – the kind of face you see regularly in small towns torturing squirrels in his youth and as an adult driving around in a pick up truck with a “bullet hole” sticker taped to the side.

Again…he and Ebola are perfect for each other. Why hasn’t this bitch been sucked off by Paris Hilton yet?

Photos from Wenn

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