Tuesday, September 2, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Break is over!

Brange wedding photos! And Brad Pitt is waving his wedding ring around all over the place. Beyonce and JayZ are waving their happiness around all over the place. Venice is happening. TIFF is about to happen. And there’s a nude photo scandal.

But let’s ease in with the first day of school, OK?

Old School.

Will Ferrell and Luke Wilson sitting together at the US Open on the weekend. No earmuffs though. We must always be listening. To everything.

It’s already been a really great year for gossip. And George Clooney isn’t married yet. Ready?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Men vs. boys: British edition

September 2, 2014 17:51:53 Posted at September 2, 2014 17:51:53
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Stuart C. Wilson/ David M. Bennett/ Getty

Lainey texted me over the weekend about how she’s excited to see The Riot Club, a movie about secret societies at Oxford (it’s playing TIFF later this week). I’m into it for Natalie Dormer, but Lainey’s all over it because of the gaggle of British boys who star in it. While we agree on a few exceptions—Aaron Taylor-Johnson, for instance, though he’s hottest when he’s around Sam—Lainey likes boys and I like men. Full Story

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Drama anywhere, any time

September 2, 2014 17:07:38 Posted at September 2, 2014 17:07:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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O'Neill/ Todd G/ PacificCoastNews

This is why I keep comparing Justin Bieber to Lindsay Lohan. Because it's ALWAYS something. It's always chaos. There's always drama. And it's never their fault. JB went home to Stratford, ON for Labour Day long weekend. He had Selena Gomez with him. They spent time with the family. Full Story

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Don’t forget about Timothy Olyphant

September 2, 2014 16:20:37 Posted at September 2, 2014 16:20:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Uri Schanker/ Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty Images

I posted photos today of Will Ferrell and Luke Wilson Old School in the site intro today and someone yelled at me for not mentioning Timothy Olyphant. Fair enough. Timothy Olyphant was also at the US Open this weekend. And we should be seeing him at TIFF for This Is Where I Leave You. Everyone I know who’s seen it so far says it’s terrific. Full Story

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Special K* Popcorn Chips Festival Pop-Up Celeb #1: Miles Teller

September 2, 2014 16:00:54 Posted at September 2, 2014 16:00:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Rich Polk/ Jason Merritt/ Michael Buckner/ Getty Images

TIFF is coming and we are thrilled to have Special K* on board to help us bring you carpet to carpet coverage all festival long. Expect the usual comprehensive photo call and premiere carpet coverage, reaction analysis, what it means for award season and, oh yeah, party gossip. Full Story

Gwyneth and Chris: long weekend together-ish

September 2, 2014 14:09:49 Posted at September 2, 2014 14:09:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin spent the long weekend together, sort of, in the Hamptons. They hung out with their kids. They were photographed walking home with them. Then he went back, on his own, to his rental house across the street. At which point the internet exploded with nude pictures of his new girlfriend. Full Story

The Carters’ Happy Labour Day weekend

September 2, 2014 13:57:01 Posted at September 2, 2014 13:57:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Michael Buckner/ Getty Images

Oh look. It’s Beyonce and JayZ at his Made In America Festival on Sunday night. He’s touching her, and rather intimately. She looks like she’s enjoying it. She also knows she’s being photographed. So, by all means, please continue to speculate. You want more to speculate about? Check her Instagram Full Story

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Mindy Kaling Motivates Your First Day

September 2, 2014 13:44:52 Posted at September 2, 2014 13:44:52
Duana Posted by Duana

-EXCLUSIVE- It’s the first day of school! For the moments that you remember that it’s true, you feel motivated, right? Like this year you’re going to give it your all, and really show them what you can do, right? Isn’t there always that renewal feeling on the first day? Here to help you out is Mindy Kaling, who’s on the cover of FLARE this month in a dress I will spend the next year trying to sport. Full Story

Nude value

September 2, 2014 13:18:38 Posted at September 2, 2014 13:18:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
FameFlynet

I’m sure you’ve heard, but for those of you who enjoyed Labour Day away from social media… Dozens of celebrities were exposed this weekend when nude photos resulting from an alleged iCloud hack were released online including Kirsten Dunst, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Teresa Palmer, Kate Upton… It’s a long list. Full Story

Is that your wedding suit?

September 2, 2014 13:05:20 Posted at September 2, 2014 13:05:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Sharpshooter Images/ Splash

A week after his wedding, Brad Pitt spent the weekend in New York shooting a short film that will also feature Robert De Niro and Leonardo DiCaprio, directed by Martin Scorsese. That’s a well cut black suit. Wedding suit? Probably not. He probably has 50 suits. The man loves his clothes, even though he keeps wearing outfits over and over again. Full Story

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Brange: Buttock Futtock

September 2, 2014 12:49:04 Posted at September 2, 2014 12:49:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That’s what was on her veil, as drawn by one of the kids. And here’s a sweet detail about the Brange wedding, that accompanied the Brange photos, as revealed in HELLO Magazine which went on sale this morning in the UK: Brad had a tribute to Angelina’s mother engraved in stone in the setting where the ceremony took place. Full Story

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The Brange wedding photos

September 2, 2014 12:16:37 Posted at September 2, 2014 12:16:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like I said, they’re always so considerate. You’re a slug after the long weekend. You can’t imagine what could get you hard, coming back to work after 3 days off. And this… This is how they welcome you. Who cares about nude photos? All that matters: the Brange wedding photos. Full Story

September 2, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 2, 2014 12:04:48 Posted at September 2, 2014 12:04:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“September brings all kinds of good things - celeb sightings at TIFF, delicious pumpkin spice lattes, and most importantly, the birthday of our glamorous, perfect, badass spider monkey Angelica! It's a very special person who would inspire her friends to mobilize for her, even if it does result in a weird polyamorous lesbian proposal in Chapters. Full Story