Someone somewhere, and I’m too lazy to look for the link, has a list of Oscar winners who should have their awards revoked for the sh-t they do after. Most of the time I think this is unfair. For example, Forest Whitaker is in that new Arnold Schwarzenegger movie and people will probably be criticising him for it but, like, in non-diverse Hollywood, how many quality scripts do you think Forest actually sees? It’s not like he has the same options as Tom Hanks. Full Story

And when Adrien Brody is in love, it’s like he’s showing you his dick. Check him out at the Rome Film Festival with girlfriend Lara Lieto. Is this a man who’s telling you he’s found the woman of his life, or is this a man telling you how hot sh-t his girlfriend is and that must mean he’s some hot sh-t too? He’s not the first or only dude to have done this, no, of course not. Full Story

Adrien Brody is in Rome shooting a movie. He was out the other night with girlfriend Lara Lieto and was overcome by the love. This time she managed to keep her hand out of his pants. It reminds me of when Justin Timberlake took the woman he married to Rome in 2008. Full Story

Adrien Brody has been spending a lot of time in Europe these days away from his fake New York castle. Remember his fake New York castle? With the current Mrs Chris Hemsworth? Brody’s cheese does seem more suited to a European sensibility. Full Story

As Brad Pitt said, admiringly, of Jessica Chastain:“Seven pictures in 2011 and five in 2012. Usually an actor has to work in the porn industry to have that kind of success.”Jessica Chastain is pretty much why Jessica Biel has to marry Justin Timberlake. There’s really nothing else for Biel to do. Unless she wants to sign on to a Paranormal Activity movie or something. Full Story

Take a look at these photos of Adrien Brody at various Super Bowl related parties and events this weekend (the double douching with Diddy is my personal favourite) and try to explain why Stella Artois would book him for the all-important Super Bowl ad. Is this the Stella clientele? Leather suit wearing cheesedicks with soul patches and fake castles Full Story

Was it the leather pants in France? Is this what finally convinced Jennifer Aniston to give Adrien Brody a chance? Please. You must remember this from Cannes 2010. Adrien Brody in a brown baggy suit, all animal, yacht hopping during the festival like he’s the one who’s been giving Jay-Z his cool points. Full Story

Steve Martin is an avid art collector. When he was filming in Vancouver earlier this year, he successfully bid on two Lawren Harris paintings at the Heffel auction. He wasn’t all look at my big celebrity penis about it either. Having said that, those two pieces set him back over $1.5 million. Maybe more. Full Story

Kate Hudson threw a Halloween party on Saturday night. It’s an annual tradition. And hers is the party you want an invitation too. Gwen Stefani showed with Tony Kanal. Leo D turned up behind a mask. Adam Sandler and Nicole Richie were there too in addition to many more legitimate celebrities who cleverly avoided being photographed. Full Story

Adrien Brody showed up at the screening for The Social Network on his own last night, still kinda douchey and smarmy, but not cranked up to his douche and smarm full potential. A few evenings earlier, in Los Angeles, the girl who let his cheese out and encouraged it to fly, Elsa Pataky, arrived at the LACMA Gala on the arm of Chris Hemsworth. Full Story

He doesn’t have to walk around with the douche patch under his lips. He doesn’t have to wear Ed Hardy gear or a leather suit. He doesn’t have to posehard like it’s a fragrance ad. See when he’s casual, in kicks, in shorts, like a regular-ish person walking around New York, he can be almost normal. Full Story

I know your immediate reaction. Mine too when I heard they were making it last summer. But it doesn’t suck. In fact, I think it’s pretty good. Not without its problems, certainly, but definitely rather watchable. And a possible franchise for Adrien Brody...? Would you ever have imagined? I was told at the screening that everyone wants to pretend like what happened between the original and this never happened. Full Story

Can redeem Adrien Brody. Robert Downey Jr showed up at the premiere of Splice last night in LA and did his movie star friendship duty, posing with Brody on the carpet, working some bromance for the cameras, being charming and irresistible as usual. His appeal however is not contagious. Which is why despite his efforts, he still can’t remove the douche from Adrien Brody’s face. Full Story

As you know, I have already written off Adrien Brody. Click here for a refresher. Here in Cannes, Adrien has validated his dismissal – for LIFE – from the Freebie 5. Full Story