I have banned my mother from buying me clothes. You remember this don’t you. If you’re new to the site, click here for an example of what my mother considers mad steeze. Full Story

Ethan Hawke was at the roof lounge at the Hyatt two nights ago, possibly last night too but my toes refused to cooperate. Michelle, who has been in love with Troy Dyer since 1994 lost her sh*t a little bit. He did look good. Gaunt…but good. And not even smarmy. Wasn’t working on an erotic poem scribbled hastily on a bar napkin. Full Story

MUCH better. So.Much.Better. This is Katie Holmes today in NYC, thankfully NOT wearing those jeans. You know those jeans. Perhaps she perused the internets? Perhaps Posh called her to give a girl a tip? Hell nah. Full Story