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Katherine Heigl: Emmys Worst Dress

August 26, 2014 13:12:58 Posted at August 26, 2014 13:12:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frazer Harrison/ Jason Merritt/ Kevin Winter/ Getty Images

God I’ve missed Katherine Heigl at the Emmys. She doesn’t disappoint. Obviously what I mean by that is that she’s always good for a “Oh, right, your mother dresses you” moment. In this case, I feel like her mother, also her best friend, always imagined herself like Elizabeth Taylor, swanning around in the 60s in a silk robe all day with a martini in one hand and a glass of champagne in the other, lipstick slightly smeared by all the fight-f*cking with Richard Burton. Full Story

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Chloe Grace Moretz: VMAs Worst Dressed

August 25, 2014 15:48:36 Posted at August 25, 2014 15:48:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty

Here’s a 17 year old mother of the bride going to pick out china patterns. TERRIBLE choice. I mean I understand she wants to set herself apart from Ariana Grande and not dress like she’s a screaming pop teen but there had to be other cuter options. Or maybe I’m just mad at her because I hated If I Stay, the movie, and didn’t cry at all, not even close. Full Story

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Looking for camel toe

August 25, 2014 14:21:57 Posted at August 25, 2014 14:21:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Christopher Polk/ Michael Buckner/ Getty

That’s what I was doing the whole time Taylor Swift was in that onesie. On the one hand, I appreciate that she didn’t show up in Elie Saab. That she dressed for the VMAs. That she styled for the occasion. Unfortunately, the choice was really sh-tty. Because she doesn’t have the attitude to make it provocative. Full Story

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This is Leo cleaned up

August 18, 2014 13:37:30 Posted at August 18, 2014 13:37:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Xavier Collin/ Celebrity Monitor/ Splash

The standard expression is that someone “cleans up nice”. I wouldn’t use the word nice here to refer to a cleaned up Leonardo DiCaprio who was in Laguna Beach on Saturday for the Oceana Annual SeaChange party. I’m not sure Leo will ever clean up nice again. But I am sure that he thinks he will. Full Story

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The problem with the daily fashion show

August 11, 2014 14:58:01 Posted at August 11, 2014 14:58:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

New York City has been a runway for Taylor Swift the last few months. Every day we see her in new gear, every day she’s modelling a cute outfit, a fresh pair of kicks, a rainbow coloured bag… So here she is at Teen Choice last night. Wearing something she may or may not have been papped wearing while stepping out of her NYC apartment. Full Story

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Style slide

August 6, 2014 15:19:36 Posted at August 6, 2014 15:19:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Nicola Formichetti left Lady Gaga and it's been a mess. Her style has been a mess. Justin Bieber left Selena Gomez, or she left him, whatever, and her style lately...? Not so good. When she tries, especially, not good at all. Look at this. The point is that she thinks she's doing something interesting here. Full Story

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Isn’t it time?

July 30, 2014 20:17:16 Posted at July 30, 2014 20:17:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ibiza. Today. On the water. Jet skiing. Not together but… Isn’t it time? Isn’t it time for these two to become one? Or is it Michelle Rodriguez’s turn. Michelle and Cara Delevingne used to be a thing. Last week Cara and Selena Gomez were hanging out. Full Story

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Style Discomfort or Boy Discomfort?

July 30, 2014 15:34:21 Posted at July 30, 2014 15:34:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frederick M. Brown/ Getty

While Justin Bieber was fronting like he’s all big and bad in Orlando Bloom’s face last night, Selena Gomez was at the Hollywood premiere for her new movie Behaving Badly. It’s a bad title. It looks like a really bad movie. Maybe that’s why she seems so …uncomfortable? Let’s play Photo Assumption and make some baseless suggestions about why she looks so clenched. Full Story

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Selena’s Champagne Birthday and Swift well-wishes

July 22, 2014 17:49:04 Posted at July 22, 2014 17:49:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Splash

Today is July 22. It’s also Selena Gomez’s champagne birthday. I love a champagne birthday. Apparently she’s celebrating in Saint Tropez with her new best friend Cara Delevingne. They’re on a massive yacht. Fitting for a champagne birthday, right? And here’s something Taylor Swift just posted on Instagram: No time for girl sh-t on a champagne birthday? Or…is Taylor trying to tell us she’s the bigger one? So far, no birthday messages from Justin Bieber. Full Story

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Star-Lord suits up

July 22, 2014 16:08:37 Posted at July 22, 2014 16:08:37
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris were on hand at the premiere of Guardians of the Galaxy last night to christen Pratt’s new career as a movie star. I’m not loving his suit. It’s boring, and the tie looks sloppy (needs pressing?), and his douche hair is too much. Chris Pratt is so cute! What is this look? Why is he fighting his hotness? Chris Evans is always fighting his hotness—I need one of the Chrises to just own his sh*t and show up looking great. Full Story

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Cam & Katie: two jumpsuits

July 11, 2014 18:48:04 Posted at July 11, 2014 18:48:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Brad Barket/ Getty

All jumpsuits are not the same. Some jumpsuits are worn by Cameron Diaz at the premiere of Sex Tape, designed by Stella McCartney. They’re generous in the right spots, cut right in other spots, and slit beautifully at the ankles. I love it. I LOVE it. And then there’s Katie Holmes at an event in New York, also in a jumpsuit, with much less success. Full Story

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Kaley’s two bad hair days

June 20, 2014 16:09:14 Posted at June 20, 2014 16:09:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Christopher Polk/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

I wasn’t going to write about Kaley Cuoco until July 2, the one year anniversary of her letting us know that she was dating Henry Cavill, only to break up with him 10 days later. That whole mess made him look like a fool and elevated her to a new level of celebrity. But Cuoco showed up to two events this week – first on Wednesday at the Vera Wang opening and then last night at Critics’ Choice. Full Story

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Cameron’s Spanish Sex Tape

June 18, 2014 19:36:36 Posted at June 18, 2014 19:36:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Miquel Benitez/ Getty

Cameron Diaz, Jason Segel, and Rob Lowe are in Barcelona to promote Sex Tape. It opens on July 18. This will be Cam’s second release this year. The Other Woman did well. Sex Tape? I’m not sure. Has there been a blockbuster comedy this summer? A Million Ways To Die In The West was supposed to be. Full Story

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A loving royal gaze

June 17, 2014 14:06:59 Posted at June 17, 2014 14:06:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WPA Pool/ Chris Jackson/ Getty

The Order of the Garter service happened yesterday in London where both Prince Charles and Prince William were in attendance. Princess Catherine was there to support her father-in-law and husband. Camilla couldn’t come because she’s sick. She’s done this before, Katy Cambridge, but if it were me and Jacek, we would not be able to keep a straight face looking at all those feathers. Full Story

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