Congratulations…dripped in acid
Bitter Bridget still isn’t over it. As you know, Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen announced the birth of their son yesterday. It’s Brady’s second child. He and ex girlfriend Bridget Moynihan are the parents of little Jack. So Bridget felt compelled to release an acidic statement congratulating the couple on their baby:
"I wish [Tom and Gisele] the best with their baby. I'm sure my son will enjoy having a half-sibling.”
That’s about as cold and as detached as it gets. Half-sibling? Everyone knew from the get that it was a boy. But my favourite is the “I’m sure”? Like, why wouldn’t he? Oh, right, because she’ll bitch about it until he hates his younger brother.
I’m a petty person too. So I get it that she’s single and he’s not and he’s happy and his wife is the gold standard of hotness. I get it. And I’d be plotting revenge fantasies all day too. But if that’s the case, don’t send out a f-cking press release sounding like a jealous hag. It’s pathetic. And it only reinforces why she didn’t end up being The One.
Poor poor POOR public relations management. These people pay other people to make sure this sh-t doesn’t happen. Where are the professionals?
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