Fried Chicken’s best fake hair?
Check out Britney at her handprint ceremony yesterday and her hair in particular. It’s not bad, right? Haven’t consulted with my Fake Hair Expert Caleigh yet and I’m not saying that her extensions are as first class as Kate Beckinsale’s but comparatively, given what we’ve been used to from her, this might be the best ever. Finally a goddamn weave situation that actually reflects how much money she makes.
All of this of course is part of the promotion for X-Factor which starts...is it next week or tonight or what? I have no idea and I probably won’t get to watch but if you do, what you need to look out for is whether or not she has an ifb (which I just learned stands for Interruptible Foldback) or if she can actually speak out a thought that is her own.
TMZ reported two weeks ago that Britney Spears’s conservatorship will be extended indefinitely because she has a personality disorder that requires ongoing medical supervision which means she can’t manage her own life. But for $15 million they have her on a live tv show once a week with Simon Cowell admitting last week that on the first day of shooting she actually did have a panic attack and wanted to walk off of the contract and had to be coaxed back. Still, they keep promoting it like she’s some kind of superstar in all caps -- BRITNEY AS YOU’VE NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE! Fine. But is it just me or is Simon Cowell looking awfully anxious lately?