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Chris Martin and the intern

April 7, 2014 14:35:54 Posted at April 7, 2014 14:35:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Page Six reported this weekend that back in 2011, when Coldplay appeared on Saturday Night Live, Chris Martin hooked up with an assistant, some mystery woman who was backstage, either an intern or a member of someone’s entourage. Not the most detailed reporting but enough for them to suggest that Martin’s brazen flirting with the mystery person at the after-party is more proof that he and G had an open marriage. Full Story

Gwyneth’s open marriage and two covers

April 3, 2014 15:59:17 Posted at April 3, 2014 15:59:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Both PEOPLE  and US Weekly have gone Gwyneth this week on their covers with similar stories. Basically Gwyneth sucks. She was intolerable. She was too glamorous but also insecure about aging and staying skinny and feeling desirable and Chris Martin preferred wearing t-shirts and couldn’t deal with her anxieties and that’s why they couldn’t work. Full Story

Chris Martin & Alexa Chung

March 28, 2014 14:27:04 Posted at March 28, 2014 14:27:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Before we begin… Can I just get mad at you for a minute? Why would I ever, EVER call Kate Bosworth a Fashion It Girl? How could you ever think that? Do we not know each other at all? OK, I’m over it. Let’s talk about Chris Martin and Alexa Chung, a British Fashion It Girl, AHEM. Full Story

Gwyneth’s affair with Kevin Yorn?

February 19, 2014 14:40:27 Posted at February 19, 2014 14:40:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Earlier this week, the full text of Graydon Carter’s piece on Gwyneth Paltrow, deliciously titled “The Paltrow Affair”, was posted on Vanity Fair’s website. You can read it here. Carter writes about the genesis of the Paltrow article – how in an editorial meeting, they were all talking about her polarising image, so he spent an hour on GOOP and decided it was worth a story and assigned Vanessa Grigoriadis to it and then G found out and told her friends not to talk to the magazine and it all blew up. Full Story

Elizabeth Hurley and Bill Clinton?

February 5, 2014 17:52:13 Posted at February 5, 2014 17:52:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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According to Tom Sizemore, Elizabeth Hurley and Bill Clinton had an affair. TOM SIZEMORE. Go and Google Tom Sizemore and you’ll know what I mean when I say TOM SIZEMORE. It’s from an audio recording. Sizemore recounting the story of how he went to the White House during Clinton’s presidency and while they were in the Lincoln bedroom, Clinton asked him to be his wingman with Hurley. Full Story

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Rehab for PR

January 24, 2014 15:02:16 Posted at January 24, 2014 15:02:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Michael Kovac/ Getty

We Canadians are f-cking awesome this week, non? Rob Ford, Justin Bieber, KFed Jr… US Weekly reported exclusively a few weeks ago that Tori Spelling’s husband, Kevin Federline Jr, cheated on her with a woman in Toronto. They didn’t directly address the scandal. Instead, Tori kept posting happy happy family messages on social media. Full Story

You Are Not Surprised: KFed Jr edition

December 26, 2013 16:07:28 Posted at December 26, 2013 16:07:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’ve been reading this blog for long enough, you know how I feel about Tori Spelling and that loser she married. Go through the archives if that’s not clear enough for you. Kevin Federline Jr cheated on his then-wife Mary Jo Eustace after meeting Tori on the set of a made-for-television movie. Full Story

Art Appreciation = Making Out

December 6, 2013 17:16:15 Posted at December 6, 2013 17:16:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Leonardo DiCaprio is in Miami for Art Basel. But remember, he’s not there to party. He’s there to appreciate the art. And if women want to rub themselves all over him, well, how can he help that? According to the NY Daily News Full Story

Posh & Becks cover Paris VOGUE

November 29, 2013 16:36:37 Posted at November 29, 2013 16:36:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham guest edited the new issue of Paris VOGUE. I wonder if this would have happened if Carine Roitfeld was still in charge. I wonder if it was contingent upon involving her husband. Like, who do you think the idea came from? Was she the one who wanted David there, or were they the ones who insisted upon it? There are two covers. Full Story

HBC’s Winter Wonderland

November 22, 2013 16:35:26 Posted at November 22, 2013 16:35:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Bauer

Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton took their kids to the Hyde Park Winter Wonderland launch last night in London. Why is it cracking me up that she’s wearing a top hat? There were rumours of trouble between HBC and Burton a few weeks ago because he was allegedly kissing another woman. But, as I wrote at the time Full Story

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Will Smith cheats on Jada?

November 6, 2013 21:16:35 Posted at November 6, 2013 21:16:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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With who? Supposedly with Margot Robbie. She’s the actress in The Wolf Of Wall Street who, for a while, was rumoured to be dating Leonardo DiCaprio which turned out to be bullsh-t because, well, Leo is strictly models. According to STAR Magazine – so immediately you know it’s not true – Will and Margot are hooking up. Full Story

Tori Spelling & KFed Jr are broke

October 24, 2013 13:32:51 Posted at October 24, 2013 13:32:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

KFed Jr left his wife for the Spelling fortune. He thought he would have it easy. And now his wife is giving interviews to PEOPLE talking about how they’re so short on cash money, they can’t even afford to buy him a vasectomy. Really? After 5 minutes of research on Google it says it costs between $500 and $1500 for a vasectomy in the US. Full Story

Gossip Nostalgia: Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner in Vancouver

October 11, 2013 14:51:04 Posted at October 11, 2013 14:51:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I miss you, Vancouver. It’s Thanksgiving and I miss you. STAR Magazine via Celebitchy just gave me a reason to write about it. According to STAR, Ben Affleck will be shooting Superman & Batman in Vancouver. And since he supposedly fingered a girl in Vancouver while he was engaged to JLO, they’re saying Jennifer Garner’s going to lock him down when he’s there because she hates how he behaves in Vancity…what? This is why it’s amateur hour over at STAR. Full Story

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