Having already seen the BBC’s The Diamond Queen, Katie Couric’s royal special was actually kinda meh. What else is Will to say when asked about his mother? That Diana would not have wanted to meet Kate? He’s to be king one day. Of course he wants to have children. Does he have a choice? More interesting, always, is what happens with Hot Harry. Full Story

Hot Harry was in Washington yesterday to receive an award in recognition of his work with wounded servicemen. He was surrounded by military men. He seemed very comfortable. And he looked perfect in his tux. And he may or may not be bootycalling Chelsy Davy. UK gossips say the two are sneaking around again but not “officially” back together. Full Story

Chelsy is everything that Kate Middleton isn’t. Kate is rigid, disciplined, pragmatic, and succeeded in achieving one singular goal. Chelsy Davy...Knows how to have a good time. Prioritises having a good time. And sometimes suffers for having a good time. The way she looked at the Royal Wedding, it looked like she’d been having a very good time, perhaps for several days, leading up to the event. Full Story

The British papers are all over Hot Harry's new romance with Mollie King today. She's a member of the UK girl pop group The Saturdays. (They do a great job over there building their own Star System, don't they? We need to get on this in Canada.) Apparently Harry and Mollie have known each other a couple of years and as soon as she broke up with her boyfriend, wily Harry moved in on it. Full Story

Here’s Prince Harry on Saturday night leaving a club almost like he’s forcing them to send him back to Afghanistan. Let me go, or I will piss away all the goodwill I’ve accumulated by getting drunk every night and doing nothing better with my life. The night before, Harry and Chelsy Davy were both at Princess Eugenie’s birthday party. Full Story

After a couple of months tasting America, literally, Hot Harry’s home in England. He was out last night at a club. Chelsy Davy was there too. Apparently they didn’t go “together” and simply greeted each other warmly inside, then left separately, but still...There’s a fresh history. I mean, she was his official date at his brother’s monumental wedding just over 6 months ago. Full Story

Hot Harry on a Horse is currently in the US for helicopter training. He hit up a pub in San Diego this weekend. Had a burger and some beers. People got really excited over Twitter. This was big news. Click here Full Story

Into the valley of DeathRode the six hundred Did you have to learn that poem in school? For me it was Grade 4. Around about there. We had to memorise and recite it in front of class. I was always really good at memorisation without actually knowing what the sh-t meant. It seems an appropriate association now to Hot Harry on a Horse. Full Story

I know we all wanted it to after the wedding just because, in the basest, basest terms, you could totally picture Hot Harry on a Horse getting down with Pippa Middleton’s tight, taught, perky ass in that white silk bridesmaid gown, right? Come on now. At the root of it all is always Sex. And we wanted Pippa and Harry to have sex. Full Story

President Obama and his wife Michelle are touring the UK. They cruised by Buckingham Palace today for a visit with newlyweds William and Kate, just returned from a 10 day honeymoon in the Seychelles where, amazingly, no one was able to get a photograph. Well done. “The Duchess”, as you can see – which sounds old and crusty so let’s stick with Princess, shall we? – was understated in a nude dress that retails at just over US$200 from Reiss. Full Story

Let’s make a story out this one, shall we? Since we all have Wedding Withdrawal anyway. Chelsy Davy went shopping today. Also King’s Road. Like Kate Middleton just days before she married Prince William and was savvy enough to make sure we knew about it. These girls, they’re rich, they can afford to go to Selfridges and drop a lot more. Full Story

I know you read a very suggestive article on People.com this weekend about Pippa leaving the reception at Buckingham Palace with Harry and got all excited. It was misleading. Sorry to kill your boner. Hot Harry and Pippa did indeed leave at the same time. Full Story

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson and Chelsy Davy arrive for the Royal Wedding. Photos from Pascal Le Segretain/Gettyimages.com  Full Story

Both Prince William and Kate Middleton stopped in at her family home in Bucklebury yesterday though not together. He dropped off a small package, she was seen behind the wheel, driving away with her security. This girl is savvy, non? She’s letting us see her when the royal bosses probably want to keep her hidden, and we’re seeing her doing the things she may not be able to do anymore when she becomes a Princess. Full Story