George Clooney was photographed in London last night after dinner with friends. UK gossips have suggested that he seemed unsteady on his feet. I believe it. I’ve seen it. It’s a good time when George goes out. For the last few months, George has been directing The Monuments Men. Full Story

George Clooney, his producing partner Grant Heslov, and Matt Damon have been shooting The Monuments Men in Germany the last couple of months. Evidently they needed a break. So they spent a few days in Italy... It’s almost summertime. Which means it’s Como Time. At least it is for George, who has no wife and children to go back to during his down time. Full Story

Sandra Bullock + George Clooney in Gravity. It was shot a while ago. And it was supposed to be released last fall but was pushed back a year. Sometimes that’s a bad sign. And that was the presumption in this case. Now a teaser trailer has been released and the reaction has been solid. Gravity is directed by Alfonso Cuaron. Full Story

I don’t hate it. Not at all. It’s far from the worst of the night. Or the most boring. Or the most Try. It’s not a mega standout but that’s OK too. It wouldn’t have been possible for Stacy Keibler, without George Clooney, to rise to the top anyway. But middle of the pack is about right. Full Story

Or is it the other way around. The headline on Conan’s site reads “Nicolaj Coster-Waldau almost peed on George Clooney” but the way the Kingslayer tells the story, I think it might have been George Clooney leaking on Jaime Lanniser. Full Story

It’s how I read this headline initially: George Clooney Starts Pillow Fight with Matt Damon Unfortunately what it actually said was: George Clooney Starts Snowball Fight with Matt Damon It’s an article on PEOPLE.com. Full Story

US Weekly reported a couple of weeks ago that the “end is near” for Stacy Keibler and George Clooney. They’d not spent much time together the last few months. The unreliable UK Sun followed up with that and went full bullsh-t on a story about George kissing her off with an apartment and some cash. Full Story

George Clooney is in Germany directing his next film The Monuments Men with Matt Damon, Bill Murray, and John Goodman. Goodman has starred in the last two Oscar winning pictures, right? Will he go 3 for 3 for George? Now this looks like a good time. And especially hilarious, to me at least, is that Bill Murray’s on a smartphone. Full Story

As I reported a couple of days after the Oscars, every source I talked to that weekend was of the opinion that George Clooney and Stacy Keibler had entered the third act of their relationship. I also wrote that she was rumoured to be calling Geoff Stults behind George’s back; Stults is an actor she was dealing with before she and Clooney started dating. Full Story

Fresh off his Oscar win for Argo, George Clooney was in Germany yesterday accepting the Deutscher Medienpreis Award. Stacy Keibler, meanwhile, was photographed running errands in LA. You know, they’ve not been together all that much this year. He’s spent some time overseas and she’s been in the States shooting her show. Full Story

This might be my favourite photo of all the photos taken last night. Look at him. Look at Jack Nicholson. When did he become your cuddly Uncle Oscar? And will this be George Clooney in 25 years? Remember, Jack was George and Leo and more when it was safer to be wild. Roman Polanski did what he did at Jack Nicholson’s house. Full Story

Jennifer Garner did indeed accompany Ben Affleck to the BAFTAs. Must leave nothing to chance. Not until February 24. Not until the big show. She’s the Mellie Grant of Hollywood. Which is why while Bradley Cooper and the rest were getting sweaty and messy at the BAFTA parties, the Afflecks kept their game faces on. Full Story

As many before me have already noted, what made Ocean’s 11 so great was the illusion that that was how they are when they’re all together, hanging out. That George Clooney, obviously, is the team leader. And Brad Pitt talks with his mouth full all the time. And Casey Affleck and Scott Caan run around giving each other wedgies. Full Story