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Monday, December 2, 2013
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Dear Gossips,

"It's not that what he says is so incredible, it's how many people don't know that this exists." -- Duana, after reading the candid new Joe Jonas interview with Vulture posted last night.

Pffft. After so many Disney examples, how could they not know that this exists? Well, if that's your position, is it willful ignorance then, the ones who still decide for their children to move forward in the direction of fame? Reminds me of a quote attributed to Iris Burton who specialised in child stars. Her client list included Kirsten Dunst, Drew Barrymore, Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen, and, most notably, the Phoenixes, Joaquin and, of course, River. That’s quite a track record – and you can read from that any way you want. Burton once declared that  Read Full Intro

Broken Down Jonas Brothers

October 9, 2013 21:00:38 Posted at October 9, 2013 21:00:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pacific Coast News

The Jonas Brothers were supposed to go on tour in two days. It was just announced this afternoon that they're tapping out and PEOPLE reports that it's because they pretty much hate each other right now. No, not in those words, but their publicist is calling it a "deep rift" over "creative differences". Full Story

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Best Random Couple

August 16, 2012 20:30:44 Posted at August 16, 2012 20:30:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

All these photos came up on the agencies yesterday... Random what? Apparently they’re doing some new talent reality show together. I didn’t spend a lot of time researching. But it was Nelly’s birthday yesterday and he celebrated with, I guess, his new best friend, Joe Jonas. Full Story

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Please say hi to me

August 10, 2011 09:33:54 Posted at August 10, 2011 09:33:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These pictures made me laugh. Shia Labeouf and Joe Jonas walked past each other at Cafe Med yesterday in West Hollywood. Let’s Photo Assumption the Middle Vagina Virgin’s face: Please know me. Please say hi to me. Please look up. Please let’s bro-shake. Should I walk back in the other direction? How can I run around the back and come across him all over again without seeming obvious? Should I try it? Please let me be his friend. Full Story

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Let me just make a quick call

March 18, 2011 07:34:35 Posted at March 18, 2011 07:34:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday it was reported that Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas had broken up. Conveniently, just a few hours after the news went wide, Greene was papped in New York, in green for the occasion, with her dad, and oh look, shocking, she’s also with Jared Followill, to whom she’s been linked before, and apparently they’re making out again now that she’s done holding hands with a Vagina Virgin. Full Story

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Vagina Virgin + Twilight C-List: it’s over

March 17, 2011 07:32:16 Posted at March 17, 2011 07:32:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know, I thought about putting an exclamation point after the title but then again, who’ll be reading this story with any kind of enthusiasm or excitement? I mean, their relationship ended the way it started– with a lot of try, and very little care. On our part. After all, it’s Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene. Full Story

Chest puffing

February 14, 2011 12:38:28 Posted at February 14, 2011 12:38:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This post should really write itself. Just look at the photos. You don’t need me to point the funny out to you. Let me just throw you the facts then: It’s Fashion Week in New York. This is the Calvin Klein show. This was apparently the best front row they could manage: Joe Jonas, Zac Efron, and Kellan Lutz. Full Story

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Jersey Shore > Ashley Greene

December 23, 2010 09:26:07 Posted at December 23, 2010 09:26:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best story of the day so far. Who are the two most hard up attention-whore members of the Twilight cast? Definitely Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene. It’s like they’re trying to Out-Try each other every day. Kellan poses in a tree with a book. Ashley will throw it back in his face by taking off her clothes in a magazine, or dating a Vagina Virgin. Full Story

Who looks more uncomfortable?

December 20, 2010 12:07:54 Posted at December 20, 2010 12:07:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joe Jonas hit up the Knicks game at Madison Square Garden last night fronting like he’s all manly man with the sporty sportos. Am very, very surprised that Ashley Greene isn’t hanging off him auditioning for a spot on the Knicks cheerleading squad. She doesn’t usually pass up those kinds of opportunities. Full Story

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Swifty doesn’t deny it

October 20, 2010 08:59:03 Posted at October 20, 2010 08:59:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was gloating yesterday re: Taylor Swift’s new song Dear John being about John Mayer after he, obviously, f-cked her up during their secret relationship. Click here for a refresher on those lyrics. This girl does not mess. Prefer it so much more than when she’s aw-shucks-ing onstage after winning an award that she so clearly was going to win. Full Story

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They eat Japanese

October 14, 2010 11:39:38 Posted at October 14, 2010 11:39:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Middle Vagina Virgin and Ashley Greene went out for dinner last night at Katsuya in Hollywood. Let’s call this is a pity post, because at this point, she was probably hoping for a lot more coverage about their relationship than has been given them so far. People.com wrote about it one day and then even they stopped caring. Full Story

Are you Atari?

August 20, 2010 12:42:00 Posted at August 20, 2010 12:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s your new favourite song. Well, it’s certainly my new favourite song. This is Cee-Lo and this is the break-up anthem for 2010, what Demi Lovato needs to be singing to Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene who is apparently now rubbing up her Try all over a Vagina Virgin. Thanks Hez!...and PS. Full Story

Vagina Virgin loves a public workout

March 22, 2010 12:29:23 Posted at March 22, 2010 12:29:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joe Jonas was the joke of TIFF last September. Because he’d go running throughout Yorkville, the epicentre of the festival, at the busiest time of day, when traffic was at a standstill and the crowds were as thick as they get all year, with his shirt off or in a purple tank top, surrounded by security. Full Story

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