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Bug-Eyed and Clammy

February 18, 2008 09:05:40 Posted at February 18, 2008 09:05:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jonathan Rhys Meyers winning Best Actor in a Lead Television Role at the Irish Film and TV Awards with his girlfriend Rheena Hammer. As you can see, he’s as buggy-eyed as ever. And clammy too. Clammy with the shakes? Anyone who’s ever been addicted to any substance, including cigarettes, will know the feeling. Full Story

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Dear Gossips,

So I saw August Rush last night. Had they released the film at any other time of year, the corny sentimentality would have been intolerable. INTOLERABLE. But it’s 4 weeks to Christmas and the ice blue crystal lights lining the sidewalks are irresistible and people are still nice to each other in the shoppes and I haven’t seen my parents in two months and I miss them and Freddie Highmore is so endearing and (for me at least) for the first time, Jonathan Rhys Myers, who doesn’t have cracked out bug eyes, provides massive quiveration – he is gorgeous – so suffice to say, unlike Enchanted, which is enchanting at any time of year, August Rush is the kind of implausible sweet that can only be swallowed during the small window between US Thanksgiving and Boxing Day after which it just becomes absolute sh*t.

Let it be known however Emmy Rossum’s kind of sweet can never be swallowed any time under any circumstances.

By the way, did you know JRM dated Toni Collette??? In this movie, he really is sublime. And not androgynous at all.

Thursday, live blogging, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Salma Hayek is not Cheap & Crafty. Besides, she’s not married yet, is she? Also not Sarah Jessica Parker who IS cheap and crafty and golden in a way but not with the biggest prize. And that pointless new Sex & the City movie isn’t getting her there either.

PPS. Robin Williams imitating Bono will make you itch.

Bug-Eyed and Abusive

November 19, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 19, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nothing worse than a belligerent drunk – in this case not surprising. Jonathan Rhys Meyers was arrested yesterday at the airport in Dublin for getting drunk off his tree and losing his sh-t at the gate. He was apparently asked twice to chill out and when uncooperative, Crazy Eyes was then hauled down to gaol. Full Story

Quiverating...or Crazy?

October 22, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 22, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Quiveration is largely subjective. What quivers me often doesn’t quiver you. And vice versa. Jonathan Rhys Meyers is an excellent example. Here he is in Rome with his on off now on girlfriend at the premiere of August Rush looking bat sh-t crazy with his psycho eyes and that lame ass excuse for a goatee growing randomly about his face. Full Story