Piers Morgan interviewed Lindsay Lohan...for print, the Daily Mail. Obviously they don’t want to put that sh-t on camera. This happened a few weeks ago in New York. Lohan chain-smoked through the entire discussion. You can read the full exchange here Full Story

Well, that’ll work, won’t it? Everything for Lindsay Lohan is about a paycheque these days. As you know, over the last two days, there’s been an update on the hour about Lindsay Lohan’s rehab status. She supposedly bailed on the facility she was approved to go to in New York because it doesn’t allow smoking. Full Story

His name is Mohammed Al Turki. He’s very wealthy. I met him last year in Cannes. Or I should say I was brought to him in Cannes. We were invited to a yacht party on press credentials and part of that agreement involved paying our respects to the person who was funding the event. My colleague and I were led into a private enclosed area of the boat where he was surrounded by hot skinny girls, and Michelle Rodriguez who’d been hired to DJ. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Mike Tyson, and Andy Dick were all at the Scary Movie 5 premiere last night. Well there’s a sober combination. Is Charlie going for her breast? As payback for all the cash money he’s fronted her? According to TMZ Full Story

Lindsay Lohan was on Letterman last night. You may have already heard about their “awkward” exchange when he pressed her on her rehab and when she’s going and her addictions, etc, but when you watch it back, you’ll see it wasn’t awkward. It was banter. She actually sasses him. Full Story

But first she’ll hit her up for some cash money. Because that’s how it works, you know that by now, don’t you? When you hang out with Lindsay Lohan, she will hit you up for cash money. Her latest target is apparently Kristen Stewart who isn’t unfamiliar with being hit up for cash money these days. Full Story

Beg, borrow, and steal... It’s Lindsay Lohan’s guide to life. When Lindsay Lohan isn’t stealing, she’s begging and borrowing -- from anyone: sheiks, shady billionaires, Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen fronted her the money to pay a stylist to dress her for AMFAR a couple of weeks ago. Full Story

Best story of the week. Lindsay Lohan is such a f-cking loser she's managed to make Charlie Sheen look like a goddamn philanthropist! Remember when Lohan showed up at AMFAR last week in New York and everyone was surprised because she's broke ass and definitely wouldn't be able to afford a ticket or a new dress? (No one is lending her clothing anymore, please. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan somehow talked someone into giving her a ticket to the AMFAR event last night New York in advance of NY Fashion Week. Can’t believe she was allowed in wearing that f-cking weave. How is this considered acceptable hair? Anyway, Ashley Greene was also at the event and in some of these photos it sort of kind of looks like they may have been hanging out -- at least that’s how the Daily Mail  Full Story

Lindsay Lohan went out with my new favourite person last night after her court hearing in LA. That would be her lawyer, of course. Mark Heller is hilarious. And the comparisons are hilarious. Some have called him My Cousin Vinny. Others Saul Goodman. The best one I heard is from a reader called Angela yesterday who wrote that Heller reminded her of Barry Zuckerkorn, the Bluth family’s incompetent attorney in Arrested Development. Full Story

If you watched the Lindsay Lohan court proceedings this morning you understand this - why Mark Heller, her lawyer now, might be your, our new favourite person. Yes. Because of the (maybe fake?) Louis Vuitton briefcase. Yes. Because of the time he tried to bro-down with the judge like they were homies in New York before she told him “Flattery won’t get you anywhere in this court”. Full Story

After TMZ reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan was trying to not show up at court by using a doctor’s note even though she was papped shopping in New York, she was seen with her mother Dina last night flying in to LA well after midnight. As you can see, she was well dressed for the occasion. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be in court in LA tomorrow for... I can’t remember, there are too many reasons. TMZ is now reporting that she won’t show. According to her new lawyer, she’s sick in New York and has a doctor’s note for a respiratory infection and won’t be able to travel. Full Story