I’m into whatever Miley Cyrus is selling these days.  Engaged? Sure.  Sassy new haircut that somehow reverberated around the world?  All over it.  I had to look up what she’s actually working on right now – but that in itself isn’t a bad thing. I don’t understand why she had to stifle The Haircut though – like, isn’t one of the points of a short haircut that you can kind of dress it up or down?  I was sort of looking forward to seeing those sassy pieces flopping all over the place – kind of a Chelsea cut that didn’t take itself too seriously. Full Story

After hanging out in London last week with Prince Philip who, obviously, was rather taken with Gwyneth Paltrow, G flew to New York the other day with Cameron Diaz. Wonder if Cameron Diaz will be featured in an upcoming issue of GOOP. Perhaps under the “Be” section. How to stop dating douchebags. Alex Rodriguez did not show up in the post season for the Yankees, did he? I mean no, Joe Girardi did not manage well, but for all that money and all that hype - doesn’t he get paid the most out of anyone? - ARod’s playoff performance was record-setting SH-T: the first player EVER to strike out as the final out on the same team two years in a row in the playoffs. Full Story

Eminem’s new album drops June 21st. Relapse was the best selling rap album of 2009 but many didn’t feel it was Eminem’s strongest work. There are high expectations for Recovery. He is currently promoting it in Europe, spotted after a performance in London today. Recovery will feature tracks with both Pink and Rihanna. Full Story

Pink speaks the truth. She doesn’t think highly of John Mayer. Shocking. Recalling an encounter with him recently, Pink said: "I got into an argument with him. He said something along the lines of, 'I only shag really stupid women', and I said, 'I guess they would have to be. I don't get him and Jennifer at all. Full Story

Weird. Why is it that I’m only noticing how hot he is now that he’s about to fall off the scene? Pink and Carey Hart, married for 2 years, are officially calling it quits as confirmed first by People.com. Why? Why else? These people are famous. Commitment is fleeting. Period. The end. Still… aside from those pubies on his chin, and the fact that he seems kinda little, Carey Hart almost quivers. Full Story

New home for the GMD and his RoboBride. The cost? Only $35 million. Katie’s new prison home is in Beverly Hills, seven bedrooms, nine bath, 1.3 acres, with – of course – a tennis court and a pool. Turns out the Cruise compound up to this point has only been a rental. So now with a more permanent residence with his permanent wife, Tom is said to be anxious to give Little Sci a little sibling. Full Story

Cameron Diaz – always always the best footwear. And the premiere of Shrek The Third was no exception. Pink dress, metallic pumps – love, love, love. She looks divine, non? And well timed too. Because Pip was there and you bet your boob job she wanted it bad. To be breathtaking. To turn heads. Full Story

It’s one thing to pose in a gown like this and look fabulous. And had I only seen her in still photos, I’d be singing a different tune. But the problem here is that she had to move in it and when she moved it in, the corset became a chest plate – like literally a steel shield better suited to dodging bullets than rockin’ the Oscar red carpet. Full Story

In a recent "Details" magazine profile, Holly Millea (writer) mentioned Tom"s halfway conversion of Jada Pinkett-Smith, "who now home-schools her kids with (Scientology Founder L. Ron) Hubbard"s Study Technology." Just because they “say” they’re not converting, doesn’t mean they’re not converting…see Jennifer Lopez. Full Story

Many of you attended the Justin Timberlake concert in Toronto the other day coming out with differing opinions. KW said he was supertalented, playing piano, guitar, amazing stage presence, really knows how to work it. She also said however that he didn’t seem very original…using the same banter with the audience that he does at every show ie. Full Story

You tell me – is there something funky hermy goin’ here or what? Not that I don’t ADORE Will and Jada…I have ALWAYS loved Will and Jada but something about the way the GMD presented his award to him at the Santa Barbara Film Festival on Saturday night, something about it stank of SOMEthing…I can’t put my finger on it but there’s an overpowering sense of rot whenever Tom’s around, you can’t help but think it’s infected the Smiths. Full Story

Also at the Armani show rockin’ a darker, different look. Pink hair swept up, smoky eyes, paler than usual…is your smutty sense tingling? Mine is – stay tuned, will update you as soon as I can. As for what she’s doing in Paris, rabid McGoslings are no doubt already aware, she’ll be appearing in haute couture for an upcoming spread in Elle to be shot immediately after Fashion Week and released around the same time, at this point anyway, as her upcoming movie Marriage co-starring Pierce Brosnan. Full Story

This recent “water bottle holding” totally cracks me up. So she says she drying out, right? Even though she keeps underage clubbing, right? And so the only LOGICAL thing to do in these situations is to walk around accessorized by non-alcoholic beverage containers prominently on display, just in case we suspect anything untoward, because everyone knows that anyone with a drinking problem, who has committed to regular AA meetings, who hangs out on the bar scene night in and night out need only clutch a bottle of Evian to convince us that she’s able to abstain, right? Bitch…please. Full Story