Kate Winslet, Ralph Fiennes, and David Kross (he is so cute!) today in Berlin at a presser for The Reader. Have you seen it yet? It’s worth seeing, not only because Harvey campaigned so hard it took away The Dark Knight’s spot for Best Picture nomination, but because it’s a thought provoking, decent film. Full Story

Awards season means the likes of Lauren Conrad are shoved to the side…have you noticed? It’s time for real stars, real celebrity, so f-ck off reality twats because Meryl Streep has just won a SAG. Wearing a pantsuit. Heh. Love that Meryl is never super appreciative. That she doesn’t have to be. Full Story

Kate Winslet with Ralph Fiennes last night at the NY premiere of The Reader. Of course she’s gorgeous. Of course she’s kickin’ it in that Herve Leger. But this … is this your Kate? This overtanned, overblonde Real Housewife of Some County? Maybe it’s just me. Anyway, Kate is officially kicking off her double Oscar run – entered into contention in the Best Supporting Actress category for The Reader and the Best Actress Category for Revolutionary Road which has been building upon very positive early praise for both her and Leo and the flow of the film as a whole. Full Story

People keep saying Keira Knightley is too thin. Can’t imagine why. She’s, like, so totally healthy looking, don’t you think? That said, I LOVE this dress. For her. It’s gorgeous. London premiere of The Duchess is happening right now – Keira brought her bones along with her pout and was kind enough to sign autographs for fans without cussing them out. Full Story

If the name means nothing to you, skip to the next. You won’t care. But many, many, many of you DO care. Because we love Harry Potter. And the brand new trailer for the Half Blood Prince drops tonight. Yay! Among the juicy reveals – a first look at Tom Riddle. Creepy, right? Of course. This is the boy who will go on to become the Dark Lord Voldemort. Full Story

Only because they cuss with such abandon and beauty, a degenerate dirty gossip lover like me can’t help but love it. Oh…and Colin Farrell and Ralph Fiennes together don’t hurt either. Why do I love it when Ralph drops the C bomb? It’s the trailer for In Bruges, Colin’s new movie that will open Sundance in January. Full Story

Ellen Barkin is a feisty broad. Ralph Fiennes is a sexy perv. I love them both. And I LOVE them both TOGETHER. They’ve apparently been seen out and about NYC, sharing drinks at the Waverly Inn and heading out together at the end of the night. As they were leaving, Ralph apparently held her close, whispering what I imagine to be very, very, very naughty thoughts in her ear - dirty words with an English accent…. Full Story

Dude is out of control…and I LOVE it! First the mile high invitation, then the naked yoga details, now it’s naked swimming in Belgium with a pool-full of young women… four lasses to one Ralph – the man clearly has a raging libido, pervy on anyone else, but totally hot where Ralph Fiennes is concerned. Full Story

Scandal in Australia. A flight attendant is getting reprimanded by Qantas because her colleagues said she got it on with Ralph Fiennes in an airplane washroom while she says HE came on to her but she spurned his advanced. Page Six ran the story today, pretty tame all things considered, but the best best best detail came at the end of the article – a description of Ralph’s lothario past, including an account of how he wooed former a former girlfriend: Fiennes wooed Lewenden for eight weeks, employing various stratagems before he finally performed naked yoga for her in her Dublin apartment. Full Story

Ralph Fiennes is Potter Voldemort, Tom Cruise is Hollywood Voldemort – here they are side by side. New OoTP pics were released today, see Harry kissing Cho and also Sirius (sob), pissy about being holed up in that house for the duration of the entire book until… Anyway, the movie is due out next summer, hopefully #7 will be ready by then too, and perhaps in the end, Ms Rowling will decide to spare Harry and kill Voldy? Gives us hope the GMD won’t live forever either. Full Story

For the record, I think she was robbed for American Beauty and I think she was inexcusably robbed for Being Julia. Criminal that Hilary Swank has two and the incomparable Annette has nothing, don"t you think? Still…unless Ms Streep gets a nod for Prada, I"ll be gutted if Ms Bening doesn"t walk away with what"s rightly hers next February. Full Story

Maybe i"m reading into things too much. But you mentioned on feb 7th in your winona piece something alluding to the fact that maybe Joseph Fiennes is not interested in the ladies....could said guy be the blister??? Dear Michelle, Although there is intense speculation that Joe Fiennes cruises with the Gay Midget Dwarf, he is not the subject of the riddle. Full Story

Praise Goddess. The girl is slowly stepping back into the fray. First with a low key appearance at Sundance and now at the Marc Jacobs show in NYC the other day. If you ask me, she looks lovely. And when Winona is ON, she"s hard to beat. She has also apparently returned to work with 2 or 3 projects on the go and involved in talks for a couple more. Full Story