Gwyneth is still shooting Iron Man 2 so she missed on dinner with her girls last night in London. Madonna and Stella McCartney hooked up at Locanda Locatelli to catch up. Up until a couple of a weeks ago, both women had 3 children. Now Madge has taken the lead with Mercy, although Stella appears to be quite fertile. Full Story

Stella McCartney, Liv Tyler, and Kate Hudson out again for the third night in a row (on Sunday there was some other party) last night in New York at the Time 100 Most Influential People in the World gala. They were seated together all three of them in the ballroom and Kate is apparently the loudest giggler – not surprising. Full Story

They’ve been close for years, now three modern mothers – Kate Hudson, Liv Tyler, Stella McCartney. And all similarly pedigreed. Kate is a regular with Stella at this event. This year, Stella brought two dates and dressed them both, naturally, in her designs. Nothing super spectacular. She in fact went riskier than her muses. Full Story

You may have heard about Sacha Baron Cohen last week rushing the runway and sh-t disturbing Milan fashion week as his latest alter ego Bruno – video is below. He makes my life. Naturally he was immediately banned. Of course everyone was waiting for him to turn up in Paris. And he did. At Stella McCartney. Full Story

Stella McCartney, Kate Hudson, and Gwyneth Paltrow out together last night to support Stella’s sister Mary at the National Magazine Company event during London fashion week – three girls with pedigree, three girls who know what it’s like, three girls who’ve never been on the wrong side of a closed door, three girls who even had babies around the same time… so of course they totally understand each other. Full Story

This should be my life!!! Stella McCartney stepped out with my best friend Gwyneth Paltrow last night in London for the Hoping Foundation Benefit. See how their arms are looped together? That will never be me. I will never stand off to the side somewhere, giggling with Gwynnie, judging everyone around us. Full Story

They’ve been friends for a long time. You know that Oscar monstrosity Kate wore to the Oscars was designed by Stella who was with Chloe at the time, right? Do you remember? Now that is true friendship. So it was no surprise to see Kate Hudson yesterday at the Stella McCartney Spring 2009 presentation in the West Village. Full Story

A favourite moment for sure. Stella McCartney and Kate Moss –like two girls in high school caught up in their own inside joke. Held hands virtually the whole time, giggling uncontrollably, laughing at other people, often not bothering to hide it… mostly it was Kate, of course. It was Kate acting like she was learning impaired and Stella the indulgent parent. Full Story

Oh the lives of the super elite. Madonna’s inner circle. My Gwyneth is good enough for Madonna’s inner circle. And of course a Beatle spawn too. Wonder if Madge is coming at recruitment from the side door… Gwyneth has suddenly started working out with Her Madgesty and her trainer at her ultra private London gym several days in a row. Full Story

They’ve been friends for a long time – you’ll recall, when Kate was nominated for an Oscar for Almost Famous, it was Stella she chose for the red carpet: one of the worst Oscar looks ever. They were together again tonight in London for the Elle Style awards with much better results. Full Story

When she’s playing the victim, Golddigger Heather Mills always pulls out her one leg and starts crying. Last week she accused Sir Paul and Stella of calling her a one legged bitch during secret taped phone conversations. But here’s the question – and stop reading now if you huff and puff easily as I’m about to offend you: In this case, in the case of Heather Mills, is the term “one legged” really an insult…or is simply an attribute? Example – Paris Hilton is a blonde twat. Full Story

Gwyneth showed up last night at the Established & Sons event in London to support Alasdhair Willis, husband of Stella. As you can see, my girl is tight with the McCartneys. As you can also see, she’s clearly not in Spain shooting her reality tv food show. Per my report last week, the shooting schedule will NOT be long… though it’s not Chris she can’t stay away from, it’s her children. Full Story