Jessica Chastain in 30. Helen Mirren is well over 30. She’s 66. How many times does a 30 year old have to worry about looking not as good standing next to a 66 year old? That’s Helen Mirren. Here they are at the New York screening of The Debt last night in New York. Jessica plays a young Helen in the film which has been held for release for what seems like years. Full Story

Look at her. Look at This Hot Bitch stalking down the street in New York like she owns it, working her 53 years better than almost any 53 year old on the market. Sharon Stone is gorgeous. There’s help, yes, yes, of course. But even the best help doesn’t guarantee these results. That bone structure is all hers. Full Story

Halle Berry is 45. She celebrated her birthday on the beach with her daughter Nahla and friends in a bikini showing off a body that could throw down against any 25 year old anywhere holy f-cking crazy ass genes, non????????????????????? You know, when it comes to Hollywood, most of the time you can console yourself by attributing some famous twat’s physical superiority to a financial and therefore surgical advantage. Full Story

Last night at the premiere of Crazy, Stupid, Love in New York, Ryan Gosling posed with Emma Stone like she was the only woman in the world. Which is kinda what he does with his co-stars on red carpets. It was the same way with Michelle Williams too during promotion for Blue Valentine. Have I deflated your boner? I’m sorry. Full Story

Dame Judi Dench was honoured by the Karlovy Vary Film Festival a few days ago in the Czech Republic. Earlier today, I wrote about women of a certain age, the smell of her hunger for a man, and wondered if it was offside to be making that observation about Christie Brinkley. I would NEVER make that observation about Dame Judi Dench. Full Story

Can we take a moment to enjoy Jason Bateman? That doesn’t require an explanation, does it? And he looks SO GOOD here at The Green Lantern premiere last night. SO good. Those freckles! And young, still, without looking DONE. Boyish without any pull? This is my problem sometimes with Rob Lowe’s face. Full Story

Katherine Heigl only wishes… The premiere of Arthur went down tonight in London. And while Katy Perry wore a flesh coloured tight dress and showed off her 25 year old body, the real woman of the evening was, no question, hands down, the Dame herself, Helen Mirren. Please. Enjoy this. Enjoy the amazingness of that little black biker jacket. Full Story

Have received a lot of email the last couple of days about Ashley Judd’s face. She’s out in the open right now because she’s promoting her memoir All That Is Bitter & Sweet. A lot of explosive revelations about childhood abuse and how sh-tty it was growing up in that family. She’ll also be on Who Do You Think You Are on Friday. Full Story

As noted earlier, there was a random collection of celebrities invited to Gorbachev’s 80th birthday celebration last night in London. Among them Goldie Hawn. Who looked like she was lettin’er rip last night. This broad knows, has always known, how to have a good time. Has never apologised for knowing how to have a good time. Full Story

Remember he said that? Remember Sean Penn told The Hollywood Reporter that: "I got practical issues, like everyone else...I had just got taken for one half of everything I had in the divorce, so it's not like I don't have to work." (Source Full Story

Duana and I just talked about Helen Mirren – she thinks it’s a big “samey”, she didn’t get “emotional” about this look the way she got emotional about Cate Blanchett’s. Didn’t we all get emotional about Cate Blanchett? We’ll get to Cate Blanchett later. Full Story

Michelle Pfeiffer was photographed in New York today on the set of New Year's Eve. As you can see, she's in costume as an older woman. And, to me at least, looks like Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis in the later part of her life. Yes? I like that she hasn't touched her lips. It's that lip thing again, see? If you leave them alone, it's less obvious if you've f-cked around with anything else. Full Story

Written by Sasha Hi Sasha! So here's the deal: Last November I met up with a guy through lavalife for the sole purpose of hooking up. We met up for a drink and I had an instant attraction for him, not just because he's hot but his personality and sense of humour are killer. Full Story

The photos really don't do her justice. This is the third or fourth time I've interviewed Demi Moore on a carpet. And each time it's pretty spectacular. Right now she's the thinnest I've seen her. Little little legs. And up close you can see there ARE wrinkles, signs of age. Around the eyes, her mouth. Full Story