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Jennifer Aniston, Vegas bride

November 21, 2014 16:36:19 Posted at November 21, 2014 16:36:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Jennifer Aniston showed up to the LA premiere of Horrible Bosses 2 last night in a white lace bustier. I think it might be one piece, along with the black skirt. Not spending any energy analysing it. Because I can’t stand to look at it. This is a terrible look. It’s an FHM girl look. Full Story

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Johnny Depp is the fool

November 17, 2014 13:53:14 Posted at November 17, 2014 13:53:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Frazer Harrison/ Jeff Kravitz/ Getty

I’m sure by now you’ve heard about Johnny Depp’s behaviour on stage at the Hollywood Film Awards. They should thank him for acting the fool during the show. Because that was the only moment worth talking about. It became a social media moment too as everyone started tweeting about what a mess he was on stage. Full Story

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Britney Day in Vegas

November 6, 2014 17:34:46 Posted at November 6, 2014 17:34:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Denise Truscello/ Ethan Miller/ Getty

Las Vegas celebrated Britney Spears yesterday. It's supposed to be an honour... If you're over 50! Britney is 32 years old. Just two years older than Miranda Lambert. So, no. Don't ask me to be congratulatory about this. It's not how it was all supposed to go down. But here we are, pop's former princess, dressed like Liza Minelli (don't tell me you can't see this outfit in Liza's closet), and her face tighter than it was when she was dancing around in a red leather catsuit, her cheekbones fuller and higher, at her Vegas day presentation so, basically, she's Marie Osmond now. Full Story

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The Amy & Tina of Country

November 6, 2014 14:23:22 Posted at November 6, 2014 14:23:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Rick Diamond/ Terry Wyatt/ Getty

The CMA Awards happened last night in Nashville. Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley hosted again. And they are GREAT at it, as comfortable as Amy Poehler and Tina Fey at the Golden Globes, and just as willing to go there. I mean, they were already taking shots at Taylor Swift even before she left country – and you know, YOU KNOW Carrie can’t pass up an opportunity to take shots at Taylor Swift. Full Story

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Princess in blue

October 21, 2014 20:52:12 Posted at October 21, 2014 20:52:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WPA Pool/ Getty

As promised, here are the shots of Princess Catherine tonight in London at the Wildlife Photographer of The Year 2014 Awards at the Natural History Museum, her second appearance of the day, back to work on a full schedule. For evening, it's back to the curls that we're so used to seeing. Full Story

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No, not like this

September 24, 2014 19:21:10 Posted at September 24, 2014 19:21:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Mixing patterns? All over it. But there’s an art to it. You can't just throw any sh-t together and expect to make it work. And there’s also a certain aesthetic. Like, generally, if your style is more like titty tops and tightness, the pattern mixing gets easy busier. Because you’re looking at too many things at once. Full Story

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John Mayer’s new pants

September 23, 2014 17:41:14 Posted at September 23, 2014 17:41:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Daniel Boczarski/ Getty

We’ve featured so many douchebags today, I didn’t want to leave out John Mayer. Mayer played a show in Chicago this weekend. In fairness to him, he’s kept his douche rather muted lately. Very quiet. Smart move. Just put your head down and sing. And he does this, John Mayer. He knows how to do this…on a limited time basis. Full Story

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Tom Hardy at TIFF

September 10, 2014 21:12:48 Posted at September 10, 2014 21:12:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Theo Wargo/ Getty

Not going to lie… Tom Hardy might have peaked at TIFF too early. It was Friday night and Saturday morning. And he was followed by Cara Delevingne and The Riot Club boys and Eddie Redmayne and Andrew Garfield and my two fried laptops and Mike Tyson just lost his sh-t in our building on a news anchor and suddenly it’s Wednesday afternoon. Full Story

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“Glowing from within”

September 3, 2014 20:37:59 Posted at September 3, 2014 20:37:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jon Furniss/ Corbis/ Splash, Stuart C. Wilson/ Getty Images

That expression is kinda vommy, non? I don’t love it. But I also don’t deny that people do, um, glow from within when they’re happy. We project that onto people too. Like, you’ve heard again and again recently about how happy she is…so is that influencing how you’re seeing her face? She looks radiant here in London today to promote Sex Tape. Full Story

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Pippa & Lilo

September 3, 2014 17:00:47 Posted at September 3, 2014 17:00:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Good name for a lame comedy act. Like their fashion. Let's start with Lindsay Lohan. No matter what she wears, it looks sloppy. It looks dirty. It looks cheap. And sequins and sparkles only make it more - sloppy, dirty, cheap. Like if you're wearing a 10 dollar dress, do it in black so that you can't see. Full Story

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GQ Johnny Depp

September 3, 2014 14:24:41 Posted at September 3, 2014 14:24:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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David M. Benett/ Getty

Johnny Depp was in London last night at the GQ Men of the Year Awards presenting to Iggy Pop. That’s your preferred JDepp hairstyle, right? And he’s clean-shaven. And there are no scarves or feathers, just one piece around his neck, and holy sh-t he’s not wearing mom jeans as his suit actually fits him properly. Full Story

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Is that your wedding suit?

September 2, 2014 13:05:20 Posted at September 2, 2014 13:05:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Sharpshooter Images/ Splash

A week after his wedding, Brad Pitt spent the weekend in New York shooting a short film that will also feature Robert De Niro and Leonardo DiCaprio, directed by Martin Scorsese. That’s a well cut black suit. Wedding suit? Probably not. He probably has 50 suits. The man loves his clothes, even though he keeps wearing outfits over and over again. Full Story

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Katherine Heigl: Emmys Worst Dress

August 26, 2014 13:12:58 Posted at August 26, 2014 13:12:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frazer Harrison/ Jason Merritt/ Kevin Winter/ Getty Images

God I’ve missed Katherine Heigl at the Emmys. She doesn’t disappoint. Obviously what I mean by that is that she’s always good for a “Oh, right, your mother dresses you” moment. In this case, I feel like her mother, also her best friend, always imagined herself like Elizabeth Taylor, swanning around in the 60s in a silk robe all day with a martini in one hand and a glass of champagne in the other, lipstick slightly smeared by all the fight-f*cking with Richard Burton. Full Story

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Chloe Grace Moretz: VMAs Worst Dressed

August 25, 2014 15:48:36 Posted at August 25, 2014 15:48:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty

Here’s a 17 year old mother of the bride going to pick out china patterns. TERRIBLE choice. I mean I understand she wants to set herself apart from Ariana Grande and not dress like she’s a screaming pop teen but there had to be other cuter options. Or maybe I’m just mad at her because I hated If I Stay, the movie, and didn’t cry at all, not even close. Full Story

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