Did you see RED? I liked RED! Am I dumb? Was I blinded by the Mary Louise Parker? I am partial to Mary Louise Parker. They're making a sequel now and she's in it, though not pictured. Rather, here's Bruce Willis with Catherine Zeta-Jones on the set of RED 2 today. That's a harsh fringe. Full Story

(Lainey: I’m still catching up after flying overnight to Cannes. Trying to rush out a few new articles but let’s start first with Sarah’s Cannes preview since they’re all starting to arrive. I screen Moonrise Kingdom tonight. Attached - the cast at the photo call today.) The Cannes Film Festival is always glamorous and Hollywood is always well represented, but this year seems particularly heavy on the star power, headed, of course, by the Brange. Full Story

I thought it looked from the pictures yesterday that he was saying goodbye to his girls in Paris. Turns out he’s still with them, and he took them shopping today too. Apparently Scout is doing the debutante thing at the annual ball there or something. Not sure if her ma will be there supporting. And this makes me really sad. Full Story

While Demi Moore is supposedly hunkered down in Hawaii trying to recover from the disappointment that was her husband Ashton Kutcher, her girls, at least two of them, were photographed in Paris with their father Bruce Willis. Rumer and Tallulah looked like they were saying goodbye to dad and his wife Emma. Full Story

It’s Alan Rickman. He was in Brooklyn last night at the John Gabriel Borkman afterparty at BAM. He plays the title character. Of course the reviews are wonderful. What else would they be? Sigh. I think I need to break out my Sense & Sensibility. Full Story

I’m kinda over Bruce Willis’s I’m-the-chillest-badass-motherf*cker-on-the-block bullsh-t. Dude, we get it. You speak softly because your dick is big. You don’t react to anything because your balls are weighing you down. I mean it’s so obvious. But sometimes it seems forced. Full Story

Covering celebrities is a lot of hurry up and wait. Press events always require media to arrive early and then stand around for hours as the stars inevitably run behind. Boring as f-ck yes, but this is always when you exchange war stories, compare notes – who’s a great interview, who has an eating disorder, who can’t go five minutes with locking himself in the bathroom for a quick rail, who bites her fingernails and messes with your shot because she’s nic-fitting all over the junket room. Full Story

Demi and Ashton took brought their youngest with them last night onto the carpet at the Glamour Reel Moments event and Tallulah Belle showed off her Louboutins. TB is 14. Bet your Botox she has more pairs than you do. Credit to the Willis/Kutchers though, at least Tallulah still looks like a teen. She has that awkward gangly vibe about her and the expression on her face – trying so hard to be older but only succeeding in looking younger – TB’s attempt at “sexy” actually brings out her remaining innocence, unlike that old hag Ali Lohan with “experience” written all over her 35 year old face. Full Story

Last night at the LA premiere of The House Bunny, Rumer Willis’s entire family showed up in support. Yet another occasion illustrating how Demi and Bruce have turned divorce into harmony. Even this blogger bitch from hell can appreciate that. Love that everyone allowed my Rumey to have her spotlight. Full Story

Her name is Emma Hemming, a model. She’s now dating Bruce Willis. But rumour has it she was supposedly involved with John Stamos not too long ago, though information on this is sparse because… well … who really cares about John Stamos. This is probably why Emma’s moved on to Bruce. Full Story

At the Palm Springs Film Festival this weekend – Bruce Willis looking actually kinda sexy and distinguished and this apparently did not escape the attention of one John Travolta who, as you can see, gave Bruce a rather intimate embrace. And check out John trying to tuck in his raging flamer on the red carpet. Full Story

Not my Rumey’s best face forward. Definitely not. But check how my girl is balancing her bad angles out with some titty shots. She’s learning…am so proud. Exploiting one asset that doesn’t suck to offset other assets that do suck is a critical Hollywood move. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton for example camouflages her disease by readily putting her mouth around anyone’s c*ck. Full Story

She WILL be a star. I mean Rumer Willis of course. Rumer who wants so badly to be one. Rumer born to Bruce and Demi, who hangs with Lindsay and pines for the flossy flossy life and everything that comes along with it. Rumer who is now a regular at Winstons and Teddys but claims not to do drugs… Rumer who is now capturing the interest of the pappies… Now Rumer has a job. Full Story