Here’s what’s weird: Every night I scan the photo agencies so I can get a sense of what I might write about the next day. These photos were up right before I went to bed – Will Smith with Jada and the GMD and several other celebrities and the photo agency was calling it a “Scientology party”. Full Story

If Jesse James got pregnant, carried a baby around inside him, and then birthed it on national television, they’d probably forgive him. Because Motherhood whitewashes everything. It whitewashed Tori Spelling’s infidelity and it is now whitewashing Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart of their drug scandal. Full Story

But they have No Kids. This is a good thing. That was also an obvious reveal. But you shouldn’t have needed it, right? So about that Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart “not a sex tape” – sorry I haven’t had a chance to get to it ‘til now. If you’ve not heard about the situation click here Full Story

Ugh. Am all over her husband. That dress on the other hand should be burned. Like, seriously… would anyone be wearing Marchesa if not for Harvey Weinstein? It gets uglier and uglier! And so f&cking desperate! Every Marchesa dress is desperate. Like the fashion equivalent of Emmy Rossum’s personality. Full Story

Has to be said again and again… the Harley Pasternak version of Jessica Simpson is fantastic. Here she is - largely unseen photos from Prince’s show at the Roosevelt flanked by her new BFF and also…Dane Cook, which is obviously how those rumours resurfaced: that they have picked up where they left off during shooting for that straight to video suckage movie about the supermarket. Full Story

Motion to forgive Claire Danes. Second? Claire is currently promoting a lovely, lovely, lovely movie called Evening with a kick ass stellar cast including Meryl Streep, Vanessa Redgrave, Toni Collette, Patrick Wilson, and her maybe gaybe boyfriend Hugh Dancy. In an interview with the Toronto Star, Claire addresses her homewrecking history – an affair with Billy Crudup while Mary Louise Parker was 7 months pregnant with his child. Full Story

Claire Danes earlier this week at Letterman to promote her new movie Evening and she does look amazing, doesn’t she? Karma Face appears to have receded replaced by a new glow and a freshness never seen during her time with that cheating prick Billy Crudup. This is what happens when you’re in love with a ‘Mo, see? He might not feel the same way back, but he’ll never ever let you out looking less than perfect. Full Story

She homewrecked another woman’s baby daddy, suffered for it personally and professionally, walked around looking like ass for the better part of 3 years with unmistakable Karma Face…but since breaking up with Billy Crudup and taking up with Hugh Dancy the maybe gaybe Claire Danes has experienced somewhat of a resurgence. Full Story

General consensus: Claire Danes is dating Hugh Dancy. Hugh Dancy the maybe gaybe may be no longer gaybe. So they say. And while I have no confirmation otherwise, let’s offer up another suggestion, shall we? Simply on observation, of course… Maybe she’s just the hag to his fag? I walk arm in arm with my Mo’s all the time. Full Story

At a movie premiere a few nights ago in NYC. So it’s been a few months since her split from Billy Crudup. And now she’s dating Hugh Dancy who allegedly makes out with boys too. Supposedly the two relationships overlapped which is absolutely poetic justice for Billy but doesn’t it also make Claire Danes is a homewrecker AND a cheater? Perhaps that explains the lingering Karma Face? Girl is 27 and she easily looks 10 years older, particularly around the eyes. Full Story

Claire Danes: Homewrecker and HOMOwrecker? Not.Good. First the wrath of women everywhere, now perhaps the Wrath of the Gays – and NOTHING stings like the Wrath of the Gays. And didn’t Hugh Dancy used to be gay? Hmmm…maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m hallucinating? Maybe he was never gay? Maybe he’s just one of those rare beautiful boys who isn’t? Maybe. Full Story

Together at Narciso Rodriguez. Not even Rachel Weisz in all her glory can make up for Claire Danes and that smirk. It’s the smirk that’s sealed it for me… Was undecided this morning about the Karma Face but firmly planted in the Still-a-Homewrecker-always-a-Homewrecker corner now. But enough about that tramp…how about Rachel? Oscar’s Supporting Actress coming to the end of her reign, she was the lock last year – is it weird to you that Jennifer Hudson is filling those shoes this time around? And speaking of shoes… Look at these precious babies. Full Story

Fashion Week – she made it to one of the shows. Is her Karma Face receding? Has the Goddess forgiven the homewreckage? Or is that a lifetime thing – the modern version of the scarlett letter branded all over her face? I can’t decide – from certain angles there’s a lot of suffering going on. And then there’s the closeup. Full Story

Tired of clinging to a man who didn’t want to marry her, Claire Danes has found herself another boyfriend – British actor Hugh Dancy who bears a curious resemblance to Billy Crudup…maybe not a bad move given their inauspicious beginning, she might not want to be looking over her shoulder every five minutes, you know? Still…the payback effects of homewrecking run deep. Full Story