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Porny’s Caprese wedding?

October 17, 2013 14:45:43 Posted at October 17, 2013 14:45:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tomatoes and mozzarella, sprinkled with basil. I could do that for breakfast right now. Here are Jessica Simpson and her freeloading fiancé in Capri yesterday with family and friends, including her mother reportedly on a scouting mission for their upcoming wedding. They’re now speculating that it’ll happen next July at the Giardini D’Augusto. Full Story

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Stay pregnant!

December 2, 2011 14:41:52 Posted at December 2, 2011 14:41:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I don’t think I’ve received a single email disagreeing about my position on Porny’s pregnancy style: that it’s remarkably superior to her non-pregnancy style, as in it’s GOOD style. Crazy talk, right? But look at her, stringing together win after win this week in New York in her maternity clothes. Finally finding the proportion in her choices in length and fit and tightness and/or looseness. Full Story

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Porny’s pregnancy steeze

November 30, 2011 17:01:09 Posted at November 30, 2011 17:01:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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She wears her clothes so much better when she’s pregnant, non? Look at my Porny last night in New York with her freeloader. Doesn’t she look lovely? Isn’t that a good fit? Why can’t she do this when there’s no baby inside of her? But God her breasts must be heavy. They’re the same size as her belly. And I cannot deal with this dude and his legs and pants issue. Full Story

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Porny’s having a baby?

September 27, 2011 21:27:22 Posted at September 27, 2011 21:27:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Flynet

I have no idea. But In Touch Eye-Roll Weekly is claiming to have the exclusive. They’ve supposedly “confirmed” that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with that freeloader’s baby. Porny’s “kooky” cravings include “nacho chips dipped in chocolate and cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas”. Full Story

Let’s open the week with an As IF

July 11, 2011 09:05:02 Posted at July 11, 2011 09:05:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was Porny’s birthday yesterday. She’s 31 now. And she tweeted this photo – a gift from her KFed. He bought her a new bag. What looks like a Birkin. A very large, very orange one. With this caption: Eric made my birthday!!! I have never been more surprised in my life! Jackie O who? ;) See what Victoria Beckham has done to Birkins? Now anyone can buy a f-cking Birkin. Full Story

Porny time in Paris

March 9, 2011 14:21:34 Posted at March 9, 2011 14:21:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny and her KFed are in Paris. The photo agency is trying to tell me it’s all romantic and sh-t. Paris is indeed romantic. Paris was probably, so far, the best trip Jacek and I have ever taken. It was London first, then Paris, then the South of France, then Poland. And in Paris, walking everywhere, or taking the metro, and eating constantly, and drinking wine, and seeing everything, and he loved the Eiffel Tower so much, especially at night when it lights up – yeah we’re cheesy gross tourists – it was full on bliss all the time, every single day. Full Story

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Porny to judge?

March 4, 2011 07:47:17 Posted at March 4, 2011 07:47:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny was in New York last night with her freeloader and they went to dinner at a vegan restaurant, all part of her “get fit” plan as she’s supposedly working out 4 days a week for 75 minutes each time with the Tracy Anderson Method. Porny however denies that her motivation is a wedding or, for that matter, a new tv show: "Yes, I am working out, but why is that worth any sorta press? I always take care of myself. Full Story

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Can Porny look like GOOPy?

February 18, 2011 10:00:00 Posted at February 18, 2011 10:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny’s getting married this year. So she’s trying to lean out, get into her dress. Her last trainer was Harley Pasternak. But Harley’s connected to John Mayer. And besides, Porny wants to look like GOOP. Gwyneth’s body is aspirational? That’s actually a business plan. Full Story

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Rough night, Porners?

January 25, 2011 09:00:49 Posted at January 25, 2011 09:00:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny Jessica Simpson took her freeloader out for dinner last night. They went to Katsuya. Too much sake? He had to hold on to her to make sure she didn’t bail on those heels. But that is a crazy weave, non? And it’s actually not that bad either, comparatively speaking. Hers for example is far superior to Lilo’s and Fried Chicken Britney’s. Full Story

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Dumb Words

January 24, 2011 09:55:56 Posted at January 24, 2011 09:55:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Porny, ONCE AGAIN, took to Twitter to express gratitude that Eric Johnson has agreed to live off her fortune. The other day, Jacek called me Toronto from Vancouver to get me to call our regular sushi place to order him takeout. It's because I talk to the staff in Chinese and he thinks they pack the rolls better as a result. Full Story

New Year, Same Porny

January 3, 2011 07:19:18 Posted at January 3, 2011 07:19:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When I saw these photos of my Porny on New Year’s Eve in Aspen with her golddigging future husband, I wondered whether or not I knew the meaning of real, profound love. The kind real, profound love that moves one to abandon all senses, especially sight, and waddle out of the house in reindeer tights like I don’t give a f-ck. Full Story

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A Very Porny Christmas

December 29, 2010 07:45:34 Posted at December 29, 2010 07:45:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Porny Jessica Simpson just celebrated her first Christmas with golddigger Eric Johnson. According to her Twitter, they were at her parents’, and she called him the “perfect” addition. Because, even though she runs an almost billion dollar business, she’ll always be the second class citizen in a relationship. Full Story

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