Miranda Kerr’s had a busy week in New York. She arrived in town last week and worked on a photo shoot. Over the weekend she hit up several fashion parties. And she was at the MET Gala on Monday night in a black dress with a bandeau-ish top. By the way, a word on why I don’t include very many models in my MET Gala wrap -- how hard can it be for them, really?!? Anyway, while Miranda’s been enjoying the NYC party circuit, she’s run into Gerard Butler several times. Full Story

Worst: Gerard Butler, obviously.  Whatever: Alexander Skarsgard.  Runner-up: Jaime Lannister in a bow tie! But even he can’t touch the ...  Best: Zachary Quinto.   Full Story

It's like they were meant to be friends, Mel Gibson and Gerard Butler. Picture it -- both sweaty and red-faced, both spray spit when they talk, both ...leer. Now they get to leer together. Which is a fantasy for some women and for others, like me, is straight up gross. Can you imagine the two of them breathing all over you at the bar, asking if you'd be down with a double motorboat? Me, I probably wouldn't have much to worry about, seeing as I'm unmistakeably Asian and therefore ethnically unworthy of Mel's attraction. Full Story

But he’s trying... Gerard Butler made another movie. I know! I mean I don’t! I don’t know why they keep hiring him either! This time, as many people have already pointed it, it’s Die Hard except without Bruce Willis, and Gerry Spittles is alone with the bad guys in the White House trying to rescue the President who might be mad at him for not saving his wife, Ashley Judd. Full Story

I have a problem with portion control and I just ate way too much for lunch and chasing all of it by reading a story about Gerard Butler’s flirting method isn’t helping to keep it down. Spittle is currently promoting his next sh-t movie Playing For Keeps opening December 7th. I don’t understand why people keep casting him. Full Story

In Smutty Tingles on October 19 I wrote that I was “very curious about the box office for this Gerard Butler movie”. Gerard Butler makes a lot of movies. But none of his movies perform well enough to justify why he gets so many movies. Full Story

Gerard Butler’s Playing For Keeps was pushed back from its original release date more than once. Now they think the holiday season might be a good time for it to meet audiences. Gerard Butler + Jessica Biel as parents in a movie...in theatres... one week before The Hobbit and Les Miserables open. Full Story

Look, I know, I know that quiver is personal. I know we desire different things, that stimulation isn’t the same for every person. In theory, I get it. Totally.But sometimes there are universal truths, aren’t there? Where we may not agree on what turns us ON, can we agree on what turns us OFF?Donald TrumpMen Who Wear Ed HardyGerard ButlerRight???Check out Gerard Butler in LA yesterday grossing the sh-t out of you. Full Story

Arguments for: -Personally I can’t think of any-If I had to stretch, I’d say that some people think he did a good job in Coriolanus and it’s making an Oscar run so the studio might be pushing for it-Some horny ladies are into this Scottish mess. Specifically, his rabid fan club which is mobilising to get him some kind of nomination. Full Story

Someone in Hollywood decided it would be a good idea to make a movie featuring Gerard Butler in a wetsuit. The film is called Of Men & Mavericks. Naturally. Spittle Gerry is nothing if not a maverick. Men & Mavericks tells the story of young Jay Moriarity, an extreme surfer who rose to prominence at 16 when he wiped out at Half Moon Bay. Full Story

Don’t be mad at me but I’ve run out of time now and can’t write up the Fassy Zoey article from last night. They were at the CAA SmartWater party. Together. And OMG, it’s hot and crazy at the same time. But more on that later. To make up for how much I suck, please find attached some great photos of Michael Fassbender signing autographs for fans at his hotel yesterday and at the Shame presser today. Full Story

Like I said in the original post on Friday about the JLo/Marc Anthony break up – click here if you missed it – when Jennifer Lopez is done, she is DONE. She falls out of it fast, she gets over it even faster. In fact, we’ll probably spend more time analysing her split than she will. Full Story

Earlier this week, Jessica Biel was spotted on the back of Gerard Butler’s ride, like model shots with their hair blowing in the wind, prompting speculation that they’ve become a thing. At the time, I wrote that it would be highly unlikely for Butler, who enjoys his free time, to stay devoted to her ass. Full Story

His bike. Did she know that Justin Timberlake would be at the MTV Movie Awards presenting with Mila Kunis and spending the weekend promoting Bad Teacher with his ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz? Oh, I’m sure she had some idea. So... What did Shelfy get up to? Jessica Biel was photographed out for a ride on the back of Gerard Butler’s bike. Full Story