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Bey Day long weekend

September 4, 2015 20:02:21 Posted at September 4, 2015 20:02:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the Friday before Labour Day long weekend. It’s also Beyonce’s birthday. While she’s remained silent, because why should she put out the energy today?, people from around the world are gathering to praise and worship. #BeyDay is now trending high worldwide on Twitter. Even FLOTUS took to Twitter to wish Beyonce a happy birthday: Happy birthday to the one and only, Queen 🐝! Thank you for being a role model for young girls around the world, @Beyonce Full Story

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Dear Gossips,

I’m never the kind of person who starts playing holiday music before Halloween but after yesterday, you know what we kinda need? We need some Christmas. You know who owns Christmas? Come on. It’s Mimi.  Read Full Intro

Mimi & Roe Roe at Claire’s

August 10, 2015 20:24:00 Posted at August 10, 2015 20:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Monroe Carey Cannon, 4, got her ears pierced. Another conversation that always becomes a fight – how old should kids be when this happens. My ma had my ears pierced when I was 10 months old. I’ve never resented her for it. This is all I have to say on the topic before the yelling begins. Full Story

Dembabies on the Walk of Fame

August 6, 2015 15:12:21 Posted at August 6, 2015 15:12:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jeff Kravitz/ Steve Granitz/ Getty Images

Mimi received her star on the Walk of Fame in Hollywood yesterday. And it was supposed to be all about her. It should always be all about her. But… Not when dembabies are around. Which totally makes sense. Dembabies have been raised by a sparkle butterfly who was destined to be praised and admired – and told that she’s skinny – at all times. Full Story

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Mimi’s new heart and big head

July 27, 2015 14:12:00 Posted at July 27, 2015 14:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Mimi hosted a party in Vegas this weekend. As you know, so far it’s been a great summer for our most beloved. There’s a new man in her life. And he’s a billionaire. James Packer. He was at one of her shows last week. During one of the songs, she spoke to him directly from the stage, thanking him for giving her “a new heart”. Full Story

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Katy is a lamb

July 20, 2015 21:28:24 Posted at July 20, 2015 21:28:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katy Perry went to Vegas to see Mimi. Then they posed together for photos. Obviously my sweet glitter butterfly angel is the most beautiful and the most thin every day, but on this day, especially so. Because Christ Jesus what is Katy wearing? I’m not just talking about the pink fur. I’m not just talking about all those pearls – three pearl drops on each ear AND a double strand around her neck. Full Story

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Dear Gossips,

US Weekly gave Canadians two gifts yesterday for Canada Day. We’ll get to Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch later. Let’s start with Mimi. Always Mimi. It’s 25 Things You Didn’t Know About Me, the Mimi Edition.  Read Full Intro

Mimi’s ongoing holiday

June 30, 2015 22:23:00 Posted at June 30, 2015 22:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Splash News, AKM-GSI

Tomorrow is Canada Day. As you know, Mimi is my favourite way to leave for holiday. Mimi is still on holiday. With James Packer. I feel like this trip is longer than the time she actually spent on consecutive Vegas shows. Remember when Mimi was committed to a Vegas residency? That’s not the priority anymore, obviously. Full Story

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Mimi can walk when she’s in love?

June 26, 2015 20:00:39 Posted at June 26, 2015 20:00:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Welllll…she can walk when she’s working towards a proposal. Check out Mimi and James Packer holding hands in Portofino. Note that she’s on cobblestone! And she doesn’t have 6 bodyguards holding her up! It’s just Packer…because, and I know my girl, she wants you to know and see that he’s man enough to handle her, all by himself. Full Story

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Mimi is pre-engaged

June 24, 2015 21:18:28 Posted at June 24, 2015 21:18:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TMZ is reporting that Mimi and James Packer, who’ve basically only been together for a week, like actually just a week, are already talking about marriage. First of all…what did I tell you yesterday? Click here Full Story

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Dear Gossips,

As we all know now, Mimi is dating Australian billionaire James Packer who, obviously, has enough money and resources to woo her. But it’s not just about what you can buy for Mimi. With Mimi it has to be about the show too.

This is why she and Nick Cannon had to renew their vows every year when they were (happily) married. Mimi expects to be exalted. And the other night, Packer demonstrated this on his boat. According to TMZ, Packer hosted a party the other night off the coast of Sardinia. Oh, you know, just off the coast of Sardinia, no big. Apparently the only music they played the entire night was Mimi’s. Just Mimi songs to feed her ego, and her heart.

But remember, Mimi (allegedly) made Nick wait until they were wife and husband before she’d have sex with him. So. You know. It might be a lot of handholding and petting unless Packer puts up that ring. Some of you don’t believe it. Some of you don’t think it can happen, holding off until the wedding.

Remember, this is Mimi. And as Dean pointed out a long time ago:

“Mariah sexy” is not human sexy, so it’s still really hard to picture her actually fornicating. Whether it’s the Shake it Off video where she’s naked in a rose petal filled bathtub or alluding to a Naval gangbang, like in the Honey video, Mariah’s sexuality is just never that believable. It always seems too Sex and Romance 101, like she’s copying the ideas out of a Danielle Steele novel.

Think about it. Sex requires movement. Can you picture Mimi moving?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey