Aaaaand... you just skipped over this article. Am I the only one who cares? I’m not always there when you call But I’m always on time... How has it been 10 years since Always On Time (yes, know-it-alls, I know it’s Ja Rule but my point here is Ashanti)? How has it been 10 years since Ashanti first became a big deal? Judging by how few of you are still reading this post, Ashanti is no longer a big deal. Full Story

All these photos came up on the agencies yesterday... Random what? Apparently they’re doing some new talent reality show together. I didn’t spend a lot of time researching. But it was Nelly’s birthday yesterday and he celebrated with, I guess, his new best friend, Joe Jonas. Full Story

It has been too long. Too long since Nelly put out a video. Too long since Nelly frolicked in the shower with a dance floor ho. Too long since Nelly dragged on a joint on a baseball diamond with strippers in go-go boots. I love Nelly. And Nelly is finally back! Here’s Nelly at TRL yesterday promoting his new video with Fergie Ferg. Full Story

Nothing makes me happier than watching a Nelly video. So unapologetically inappropriate but irresistibly enjoyable, even the gratuitous non stop objectification of women – Nelly is funny and I love his catchy beats. But wait. When did Nelly get hot??? I must be slow on the train. Check out Nelly at the Planet Hollywood opening this weekend wearing the sh*t out of those jeans and inviting me into his champagne shower behind those shades. Full Story