It’s always a headline whenever either of Diana’s boys remembers their mother. They know this, especially Prince William. Which is why he is particularly deliberate about when to invoke her memory. He did so most recently when an Italian magazine published photos of him with his wife on holiday in Mustique while they walked on a public beach, clearing his aides to release the following statement Full Story

On his knees! Look at him, thrusting his hips forward, ready to swivel. Am I imagining it? I might be imagining it. Also, I love him in the pink apron. Next time he gets caught with his clothes off in Vegas, he should cover himself with a pink apron. After his holiday with Fergie and girlfriend Cressida (Cress-ih-duh) Bonas in Switzerland last week, Harry’s now in Lesotho supporting his charity Sentebale. Full Story

This is the photo on almost every cover in England today: Hot Harry is in love! Hot Harry found The One? Well, she's blonde, she's thin, she's moneyed, she's discreet. It's a good start. And since he had to go without for so long in Afghanistan, Harry can't be held back, openly showing his affection for Cressida Bonas on a ski holiday with cousins Beatrice and Eugenie and their mother Fergie. Full Story

Here’s Harry arriving home today with his fellow soldiers. They were flown back to England, landing in Oxfordshire, on a Royal Air Force A-330 following a tour of duty in Afghanistan. As you know, Harry was gone for 4 months and loved the freedom and pissing out helicopters but maybe not the celibacy but that’ll change by the weekend when he resumes life on the club circuit. Full Story

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you imagine the Queen’s face? Her grandson, the third in line to her throne, is giving an OFFICIAL interview, inside an Apache helicopter, about pulling his dick out during a mission and letting it go because he can’t hold it anymore. Dude, if Captain Wales, a proper royal, can talk about weeing and peeing, I will TALK ABOUT MY POO ALL I WANT. Full Story

By helicopter. But first... How was 2012, Your Majesty? Mostly good, if not great, right? With the exception of that ginger grandson taking off his clothes in Vegas, this was a very strong year for the Queen, and a wonderful follow-up to 2011 when Prince William married his Catherine as a prelude to her Diamond Jubilee. Full Story

Catherine of William attended a reception in honour of Team GB athletes from the Olympic and Paralympic Games yesterday at Buckingham Palace alongside Her Majesty the Queen while her father-in-law Prince Charles hit up the Bond Skyfall premiere. She and Will have made separate appearances the last couple of weeks or so. Full Story

Prince Harry will spend the next four months in Afghanistan. It was always planned that he’d be heading back out there. The timing though is rather curious. You could say that this was the intended schedule from the very beginning. Or you could analyse this sh-t to death and look at it like this: A. Full Story

Prince Harry stepped out in public for the first time since his Vegas adventures a couple of weeks ago - at the WellChild Awards last night in London and at the Paralympics today (more on this later) but not before the UK tabloids printed an interview with a woman, Carrie Reichart, who claims she was one of the people randomly selected to go up to his suite. Full Story

Prince William and his Catherine were at the Opening Ceremony for the Paralympics last night. Click here if you missed those pictures. They were back out today for Goalball (this sh-t is CRAZY and you should try and get a game in if you can) and at the velodrome for track cycling. Full Story

If you are able to, definitely check out the Opening Ceremony for the Paralympics. I’ve been streaming it for the last couple of hours. It’s goose pimply and fist pumpy and it would make most people cry, but not Her Majesty of course because this is not how we express emotion in public, is it? The Queen was in attendance tonight. Full Story

St James’s Palace has released a provisional Paralympic attendance schedule for Prince William, his Catherine, and Prince Harry, subject to change, of course, especially if anything else breaks and for my report on that from yesterday, please click here Full Story

TMZ, the outlet that first secured the photos of Prince Harry cupping his balls in Vegas exactly a week ago today, is reporting that he will not keep a low profile during the Paralympics and refuses to hide after the scandal. St James’s Palace also announced today that Harry will attend the WellChild awards ceremony on Monday to present and to speak. Full Story

Of course he was. Would you expect anything less from our royal scamp? The UK Sun has now published the pictures of Prince Harry naked in Vegas, disregarding an order from the Palace to the British press, arguing that it was in the public interest to do so. Full Story