Um…like…easy there Mr Gwyneth. Bono you are not. Yet. Perhaps ever. So I like Coldplay. More than like. You could say that once upon a time I loved Coldplay. Have all their CDs, DVDs, know all the words to their songs, seen them in concert 3 times…big fan. Until the last album X + Y. Was the strangest thing – it was great at first. Full Story

Amid widespread speculation that her marriage is in trouble, Madonna trotted out the husband and the children last night in London for the premiere of Arthur and the Invisibles. But first… Rocco kills me – do you love him or what? I love him. And remember, 15 years from now, wait for the MaddRoc…Maddox Pitt and Rocco Ritchie, best friends and band mates – the future of gossip. Full Story

The UK Mirror is reporting that a romantic dinner turned into a nasty argument the other night when the Ritchies went out for dinner. According to witnesses at the restaurant, Guy berated his wife for being too “controlling”, and refused to hear a word otherwise, raising his voice and talking over Madonna when she attempted to interject. Full Story

Shooting a series of new ads for Estee Lauder…total gorgessity non? Heard from a very new source over the weekend about Gwyneth and Madge – rumour has it she’s been one of the few allowed to visit Madge and Child and word is she’s completely “enchanted” with David Banda Ritchie, Malawi son of Her Madgesty. Full Story

The adoption story that just.won"t.die. So little David goes home to La Madge. Malawi groups oppose the adoption, objecting to - among other things - the Hollywoodification of the process - even though the boy"s biological father angrily defended Madge"s new motherhood in the press. That was on Wednesday. Full Story

Check out the Ritchies as they left the Kabbalah Centre the other day – he in white casuals, she in black business. It’s a fashion mismatch I can totally relate to. Does your husband do this to you? Because inevitably, even though I’m cleaned up in something fabulous, he’ll always rock the tear-away track sweats with his favourite Polska visor. Full Story

I can"t put my finger on it. Maybe it"s the wedges - so low classy on a red carpet, non? Or maybe it"s the frail, pale appearance. I never remembered her so gaunt and little. And what"s with the whole milkmaid and braids get-up? It"s freakin" me out. Come to think of it, I do remember hearing some rumblings about marital troubles. Full Story

Congratulations to Marissa S from Toronto, Canada for correctly predicting 20 out of 24 categories and being the first to send in her ballot among those who had the same score. Marissa wins a $250 gift certificate to Lululemon and has earned the right to select #5 on the Freebie 5, replacing Ritchie"s Patrick Dempsey nomination - thank Goddess. Full Story

A rare party experience for the Ritchies. So is your smutty sense tingling? By all accounts, Madge and Guy were very much together last night. No sign of awkwardness, no tension or pretension, just happy to be out and about with other major stars deserving of their time. And although her pink slinky reeks of cheap Beyonce, I think she looks great. Full Story

Looking at some photos of the pitt jolies and Madonna and guy and Jamie olliver and it occurs to me that she, Madonna is leeching onto anyone who is in the public eye…what the frick is that about????Does it not seem that the material girl makes and loses friendships at a rather unnatural pace…perhaps kabalistic????? Dear Lisa, Seems like I"m in a defending mood today. Full Story

Here are the results of the Golden Globe Contest! The overall winner from Vancouver, Canada is Ritchie P., who correctly predicted 17 out of 24 categories and who sent his ballot in on January 8th, just an hour after the challenge was announced. Ritchie P. has won himself a brand new limited edition Motorola Pink Razr Full Story

I"d like to send out a public acknowledgement to all my sources who have rarely failed me and who keep delivering exclusive, juicy, up to the minute smut. Thank you. I"d also like to offer an up your ass shout out to those few disbelievers. How "bout the New York Daily News? In the immortal words of Good Will Hunting - how do you like them apples??? Let"s backtrack, shall we? On Thursday night, I posted a report Full Story

You will likely never see a true Chinese person wearing a green hat. And when my people see someone wearing a green hat, we feel remorse. Sometimes, if we"re in a particularly mean mood, we might even have a chuckle at the poor soul"s expense. Because there is an old Chinese expression that says that when a person wears a green hat, they are being cheated on. Full Story

In spite of myself, I feel almost bad about this one. Almost. But not quite. She risked so much for love. She gave up a LOT. Pride, respect, dignity, professional reputation - you name it, she lost it and she"s losing it. But for a while there, it was worth the sacrifice. They were happy. Until just before the holidays when she noticed an unmistakeable chill. Full Story