Sps’d Tingles KY Intense:Demi/Ashton vs Reese/Jake

July 16, 2009 11:59:44 Posted at July 16, 2009 11:59:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another couple no one thought would last – Demi and Ashton’s coupling came out of nowhere. Then suddenly they were everywhere. He was only 25 at the time, fresh off a breakup with Brittany Murphy (!!!???), and much younger of course, and then all of a sudden she’s a Charlie’s Angel with an impressive body at a rumoured cost of over $200,000 and a heroine to cougars everywhere. Me too. The age difference between Demi and Ashton for example is less than the age difference between me and Michael Phelps. It was a constant source of inspiration to me last year when Phelps was my boyfriend for 3 weeks.

Demi recently showed off her 40s at the beach – as you can see, at any age, there is nothing wrong with this. And while he can certainly sound like a punk, Ashton is undeniably goodlooking. He was great looking in What Happens in Vegas last year. When they step out together, always coordinated, it’s nothing to complain about.

So how do they stack up against All American cuteness?

Reese and Jakey bake cupcakes, hit the gym together, and walk the dogs. It’s very PG. Makes you wonder if it’s not so PG behind closed doors.

You know Reese has that face. That face that betrays the outside sweet. The face could be the window inside the bedroom. I’m not saying there’s a tripod and a rope in there or anything but… hopefully less vanilla than you think?

It’s not totally impossible is it? She wouldn’t waste a body like Jake’s would she?

I like the mystery of it all.

You?

Choose.

Demi & Ashton hot-off vs Reese and Jake.

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