Sp’d Tingles KY Intense:Kate/James vs Keira/Rupert

July 23, 2009 12:23:14 Posted at July 23, 2009 12:23:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or you could call it the battle of the “arty morose” although Kate Bosworth’s career is nowhere close to Keira Knightley. Still there are many similarities between these 2 couples, including the “happy” but Rupert is gainfully employed. As an actor and not an enabler.

So we’re dueling cheekbones now. In the bedroom.

First Kate and James: could be a model couple, she’s now a darling of the fashion world, he’s supposedly a model, they probably only do it while wearing Chanel, and Karl would approve as theirs looks like the kind of sex that is haunting and disturbing, but masochistically engrossing, like Requiem for a Dream. She could be with Jared Leto too, non?

I’d be curious simply to find out what exactly it is that they DO. Kate and James. Do they actually speak… or is sighing their language of love? Kate is apparently working right now on the film adaptation of Lost Girls and Love Hotels, a book by Canadian author Catherine Hanrahan – not a bad read, super sensually charged, and intentionally in an emotionally dirty way... not unlike how Kate projects her own relationship.

As for Keira and Rupert – their gift is looking miserable together. And thin. And hating on a sunny disposition and thriving on dark angst, only more verbose, I would say, compared to Kate, emoting through words instead of through soulful exhalation, but always London chic, and perfectly accessorised. Hats, scarves, gloves and scuffed boots, Rodarte and Roland Mouret, artfully romantic in hideaway cafes from Spain to South Kensington, smiling infrequently but always, always exchanging private poems through their eyes…

It’s a very pretty pretentiousness competition. Behind closed doors and in the mood, which couple captures your flavour?

Click here to vote and see the full set of pics. Use the scroll arrows or the thumbnails to move from couple to couple.

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