Spons`d Tingles KY Intense - Pitts vs Depps
KY has asked me to get the summer sizzle started with a hot couple-off: matching Hollywood couples in a smutty sexy battle determined by your votes. Why not start at the top of the food chain?
In one corner, the Brange.
They need no introduction. His patented hand on the ass on every red carpet, their, um, reportedly very loud lovemaking session in Africa that alerted security and had the animals baying in the jungle night, the way they put their guns down and got busy in Mr & Mrs Smith. Yeah, I’ll admit it: I may have rewinded and rewatched that part several times, extended and uncut, at home on DVD.
You want it? It’s yours…
Sweet quivering loins – it was the birth of Pitt Porn. And the tabloids have never looked back. And it resulted in a Chosen One and her Holy Twin siblings.
And the other corner – Johnny and Vanessa.
Obviously much more private than the publicity savvy Pitts, Johnny and Vanessa have guarded their lives fiercely, going to great pains to avoid attention. But she is the one who settled his soul and silenced all his demons. After dramatic affairs with Winona Ryder and Kate Moss, one day he saw her from behind and it was over.
“I was in the lobby of the hotel, getting messages. I turned around and across the lobby saw this back. She had on a dress with an exposed back. I thought, Wow. Suddenly the back turned and she looked at me. I walked right over, and there were those eyes again. I knew it was her. She asked, Do you remember me? I said, Oh yeah. We had a drink, and it was over with at that point. I knew I was in big trouble.”
Can you imagine?
Imagine the sweetness AND the business.
Who’s business is hotter?
Brange or J&V?
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Photos from Wenn.com