Spons`d Tingles: March Savoury Moment by Dr Oetker

March 30, 2009 07:56:33 Posted at March 30, 2009 07:56:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s that time – the Savoury Moment in Gossip for March. Last month it was Mimi’s encounter with Sasha Fierce at a pre-Oscar party…

This month, could it be anything but Jesus Luz’s “mother”?

You know you loved it.

And at the time, what I wrote was that I knew that you knew what I was thinking. Because we were all thinking the same thing. Because how could anyone think anything different…and don’t even bother fronting like it’s an unkind to point out that Jesus was birthed by what looks to be a former man because Jesus, in agreeing to be dragged around the world by Madonna, not his mother, has opened himself up to the scrutiny that surrounds anyone who volunteers to be Madonna’s Jesus, especially since he’s the Jesus that came from a dude.

Please.

Blow this up and you can actually see whiskers. And those hands…

Those hands built Noah’s Ark.

This is what tingled me in the most savoury way this month.

Oh and by the way, the mainstream media continues to insist on perpetuating this farce of a relationship. Like gaydar is a dying art.

PS…remember to enter Dr. Oetker’s Savoury Moments VIP Experience contest if you haven’t already done so.


Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

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