The Great Gatsby opens this weekend. I’ll be in Vegas for work Friday to Sunday and have decided I’m going to see it alone on Saturday night and am more excited about this than I thought I’d be. Being by myself in Vegas watching Gatsby seems appropriate, in a super corny way. The reviews aren’t great though. Full Story

Here’s one of the articles that was lost in my bug-eyed fatigue yesterday. It was pre-written overnight and I’m attaching it below as is: Sorry. I can’t sh-t on this dress. It’s crazy. She is crazy in it. What’s underneath there? Anything? Aren’t you into the chain mail? And the one sleeve? If she had to shave her bush, this would have been the dress to do it for, Gwyneth Paltrow. Full Story

Jennifer Lawrence has been the object of universal love and adoration -- here too, as Duana and I could not get enough of her -- following the Oscars (even though, um, hers probably wasn’t the best performance in the field. Come on. She was good. But was she better than Riva, Chastain, and Watts?). Full Story

When Lainey pointed out that Gisele’s daughter had been born and named and we should probably address it in an article, I thought I’d be well-served to do some research. I swear I wasn’t looking for this particular information, but Wikipedia tells me Gisele has five sisters: Raquel, Graziela, Gabriela, Rafaela, and Patricia. Full Story

I don’t know why it’s working out like this that every time I post about Jessica Simpson there soon follows a post about Gisele Bundchen but Maria may have started it with her article about the two last week - click here for a refresher - and now it’s like the universe is setting it up this way. Full Story

Click here if you missed the pictures last week of Gisele Bundchen visiting Tom Brady at Patriots’ training camp with Ben and Jack. On Saturday she was seen packing up with the boys on their way to the airport. Brady did not travel with them. Full Story

I don’t know if it was officially family day yesterday at Patriots training camp but there were a lot of dogs and babies and WAGs running around including pregnant Gisele Bundchen who came along with Jack and Benjamin to see dad at work. How sickeningly cute are these photos? You have to be a world class raging motherf-cker to not be moved by these photos. Full Story

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady went to the park in Boston with their son Benjamin today. Paps say that Gisele and the baby were there first and when Tom arrived he and Gisele shared a big kiss. Apparently they looked super into each other. As mentioned a couple of weeks ago - click here Full Story

Brazilian gossips are saying that Gisele Bundchen is pregnant with her second. She was in Sao Paolo promoting lingerie the other day and has supposedly been telling people the happy news. For all of you who love to scrutinise bumps, here’s G last Wednesday in a sheer blouse over a black skirt. Full Story

Have you read Nicole Krauss’s The History Of Love? It’s such a beautiful, devastating book, you really should if you haven’t already. Anyway, there’s a part near the beginning as we’re being introduced to old Leo Gursky, who seems to finding ways to put off death by redirecting pain to different parts of his body, so as not to burden the already weak parts. Full Story

This is Tom Brady in LA yesterday shooting Funny Or Die. That looks like a pretty fresh haircut, right? The Met Gala is a week today. Gisele is almost always at the Met Gala and Tom always goes with her. In 7 days, his grow-out will be perfect. You know the way we look at a really great dress or a sweater or a pair of shoes and covet? This is how Jacek, right now, is looking at Tom’s Under Armour. Full Story

For those of you who’ve been emailing about Tom Brady’s ring situation and whether or not it’s right between Tommy and Gisele...They were in Boston to celebrate the 100th anniversary of Fenway Park. All is good. Full Story

Tom Brady was photographed at Whole Foods in Brentwood yesterday with his son Jack. Gisele wasn’t around, or at least she wasn’t shot. You all remember the sh-t she took after the Super Bowl, right? Shortly after, Tom and Gisele went on holiday to Puerto Rico. Click here Full Story

Check out Tom Brady looking really, really hot in spectacles yesterday at the Laker game where, apparently, he was quite friendly with Kobe Bryant, for which certain members of the Boston media are sh-tting on him, but not as hard as they sh-t on him for his “ball-buster” of a wife. And certainly not as hard as when they sh-t on him for carrying her bag once in a while. Full Story