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Xenu gets unREALed

May 16, 2016 19:28:08 Posted at May 16, 2016 19:28:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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E! just announced a new “scripted” series to its lineup at the upfronts. It’s a show called The Arrangement. And this… Isn’t subtle. In fact, it decided to be as UNsubtle as possible, down to the text at the end: Read between the lines. Lies… So do it. Full Story

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Did Tom Cruise get mad at Preacher?

May 16, 2016 17:38:34 Posted at May 16, 2016 17:38:34
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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The premiere for the new AMC show Preacher was held over the weekend, and I am so ready for this show to be here already. The trailers have been really good, the early screenings for the pilot were really well-received. The pilot premieres on May 22 and replays on May 29, after which I’ll be reviewing it. Full Story

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Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Dear Gossips,

The Daily Mail posted the weirdest article yesterday and I can’t figure out what’s happening here. This is the headline:  EXCLUSIVE: Tom Cruise's daughter Bella opens up about married life after that top secret Scientology ceremony and making the Mission Impossible actor a GRANDPA When you actually read the piece, Bella and her husband, Max, barely speak.  Read Full Intro

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Dear Gossips,

What’s your answer to the question: Who is Tom Cruise’s best friend? Probably David Miscavige, right? David Miscavige’s father, Ron, is coming out with a book called Ruthless: Scientology, My Son David Miscavige, and Me.  Read Full Intro

Tom Cruise in Malta

February 12, 2016 21:28:30 Posted at February 12, 2016 21:28:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tom Cruise was seen in Malta today, scouting locations for The Mummy. The movie is scheduled for release in June 2017. He’s also supposed to go into production for Mission: Impossible 6 this summer, at least that’s what he said last summer. Full Story

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Friday, December 11, 2015

Dear Gossips,

I finally had a chance last night to check out Billy On The Street’s Escape From Scientology (thanks Kelly!). The video was released earlier this week and, well, I don’t want to say too much but Rachel Dratch has to make it through a harrowing Xenu-themed obstacle course.  Read Full Intro

Will Smith for President?

November 26, 2015 18:16:03 Posted at November 26, 2015 18:16:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Will Smith is promoting Concussion. He’s been featured in multiple interviews this week and, unfortunately, most of them don’t feature Samuel L Jackson. Concussion is the true story of neuropathologist Dr Bennet Omalu’s work exposing what playing American style football can do a player’s brain based on a 2009 investigate report in GQ Magazine written by Jeanne Marie Laskas. Full Story