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Carpets & Candids: Kate Hudson’s ruffle jumpsuit

December 4, 2014 17:37:14 Posted at December 4, 2014 17:37:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty Images

Can’t decide if I’m into this. Definitely am not into the dusty rose colour. I like the 3 straps. But the one giant ruffle (can we call it a ruffle?) with the python print is what’s confusing me. It looks kinda …student designer?  Full Article

Carpets & Candids: SJP’s sheer stripe

December 4, 2014 16:41:27 Posted at December 4, 2014 16:41:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Taylor Hill/ Getty Images

This stripe of pantyhose running across the black of the rest of the outfit…you like it? I hate it. Adds a low quality element to the design because it’ll never pull taut, you see that?  Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Gillian’s terrible tiers

December 1, 2014 14:56:52 Posted at December 1, 2014 14:56:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

If you’ve watched The Fall, you know Gillian Anderson can do better than his dress, and this hair. It would have been better if she’d let it down. It would have been better if those black tiers weren’t there and the small yellow flowers were just left alone to be pretty all by themselves. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Cam’s orange nothing dress

November 21, 2014 16:08:40 Posted at November 21, 2014 16:08:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Jamie McCarthy/ Getty

This is a real disappointment for me because Cam’s style is interesting. And this is probably the most UNinteresting dress she’s ever worn. And it’s orange! It’s hard to make orange so… Nothing. But that’s what it is. It’s nothing. It’s boring. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Selena’s red mini-dress

October 8, 2014 16:25:39 Posted at October 8, 2014 16:25:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Getty

Selena Gomez has the cheesiest taste sometimes, non? Look at this. It’s that f-cking sateen/satin material. So cheap the way the light comes off. And not helped by the fact that it looks like it’s been finished so poorly. This is supposed to be Dior. And it looks like it came from Marciano. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Nina’s high waist

August 25, 2014 15:10:49 Posted at August 25, 2014 15:10:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frazer Harrison/ Getty

Never a good sign when it’s a Zuhair Murad dress. Don’t understand why people keep going there. This is a mistake on Nina Dobrev. With the high waist and the open chest, the look is matronly and it’s taking away her sparkle. I’ve never seen her look so dull, flat, and she’s so much better than dull and flat. Full Article

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