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Carpets & Candids: Heidi Klum is worst dressed at the PCAs

January 9, 2014 15:53:31 Posted at January 9, 2014 15:53:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Kevin Winter/ Getty

You know who else I can’t take seriously? Heidi Klum as a model. Because she has the sh-ttest ass taste on the red carpet. What the f-ck is this business? And yet… imagine this dress on Cate Blanchett? Maybe not so hideous. Somehow Heidi cheapens clothes. I don’t get it.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Sheryl Crow in pink

December 11, 2013 16:21:40 Posted at December 11, 2013 16:21:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Isaac Brekken/ Getty

There’s really not much to praise here. The colour is terrible. The style is… cheap, especially that one spaghetti strap. That’s a club dress that ends up in a heap on the floor, you know? And the bag looks like it came from a flea market. I really wish she’d made a different choice. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Saoirse’s webby lacy dress

December 9, 2013 15:19:49 Posted at December 9, 2013 15:19:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Ben A. Pruchnie/ Getty

It’s not often I don’t like what Saoirse Ronan wears. But I hate this dress. It feels… unfresh and dated. The lampshadey-ness of the skirt looks cheap. Not her best selection.  Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Rosie’s bad pants

December 3, 2013 14:52:38 Posted at December 3, 2013 14:52:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Models can wear just about anything, which is why it’s no fun to profile their outfits. And while a regular person would certainly look worse than Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in this suit, she still can’t make those pants work. At best you figure out, eventually, that they’re pants. Full Article

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