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Carpets & Candids: Heidi’s cheap yellow Cannes

May 20, 2016 16:27:22 Posted at May 20, 2016 16:27:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Let’s go back to what Karl Lagerfeld once said about Heidi Klum: “She was never in Paris. We don’t know her.” Which means she was never runway, never couture. And, well, by “supermodel” standards, he’s right. Because what the f-ck is this dress?  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Krysten’s strappy shoes

May 19, 2016 15:13:51 Posted at May 19, 2016 15:13:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Nicholas Hunt/ Ray Tamarra/ Getty Images

I generally don’t like strappy shoes like this. Crissy-crossy complicated laces – it’s become very… Kardashian. I especially don’t like the shade of red/orange that Krysten Ritter wore with this black cut-out dress. They’re better from the day before in a really pretty off-centre-chested starburst cocktail but I feel like she still could have done better in the footwear. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Blake’s Cannes runway

May 16, 2016 20:25:11 Posted at May 16, 2016 20:25:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

How did Cannes end up being a fashion show for Blake Lively? There were a lot of appearances. And so much bad fashion in those appearances. Blake doesn’t have a stylist. Blake is also, liberally, singled out often for her sense of style. That’s an issue for me. Because…what? How? None of the choices she made in Cannes were interesting or imaginative. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Salma’s Cannes prom

May 16, 2016 14:45:18 Posted at May 16, 2016 14:45:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Neil Warner/ TGB/ KCS Presse/ Splash News

If it was 1996, I would understand. What is the excuse for this in 2016? On Salma Hayek, who has access to almost every major design house? The straps AND the belt are glittered. There’s a bellybutton flower. And a tendril coming down her face. The tiered skirt is the LEAST offensive thing about this dress – what does that tell you!? Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Marion in denim, gold, and leather

May 16, 2016 14:03:09 Posted at May 16, 2016 14:03:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, David M. Benett/ Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty Images

I hate this gold dress so much. And if she can’t save it, it can’t be saved. But look at her at the photo call. In a denim dress made to look like a long jean jacket and a lace top underneath just as a bonus. Then… This purple structured top over Bordeaux leather pants, OH MY GOD, maybe one of the best outfits we’ve seen all  year and COME ON! THAT is what Marion Cotillard deserves. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Solange mixes materials

May 13, 2016 17:57:25 Posted at May 13, 2016 17:57:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bryan Bedder /Getty Images

I can get behind a lot when it comes to Solange style. And I’ve tried to find a way to defend this all morning. But I can’t. It’s the chintzy-ness of the material on top and the skirt. It’s the cut of the pants. But also, overall, it’s this colour. It’s a really difficult colour to carry everything that’s going in. Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Naomi’s Cannes lilac

May 12, 2016 16:07:53 Posted at May 12, 2016 16:07:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I can’t get excited about this, I’m sorry. First of all, I have a hard time with lilac in large sections. Second, it’s a strapless, with tricked out little flowers or whatever all over it and, well, it’s really not that different from what she wore to the MET Gala, is it?  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Rachel’s White House choker

May 2, 2016 14:07:59 Posted at May 2, 2016 14:07:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kris Connor/ Larry Busacca/ Paul Morigi/ Getty Images

Like I said, I’m not a believer in the choker comeback. I mean on Gigi Hadid, maybe. But how many Gigis are there in the world? I don’t like the choker on Rachel McAdams. But I’m also not sure she’s giving it her best shot. Because while the dress is fine, the hair is ruining everything. Full Article

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