And The Actor goes to... Well, definitely not Joaquin Phoenix. He did say he didn’t want any awards. And even though he backtracked - just a little - the Screen Actors Guild took him at his word. Full Story

PEOPLE Magazine will announce the 2012 Sexiest Man Alive today, ending Bradley Cooper’s uninspired reign just as he covers the new issue of Esquire in service of Silver Linings Playbook, considered by many to be a strong Oscar contender. It’s almost as if his SMA title was a year premature, non? And that makes sense seeing as, ahem, he was rumoured to not have been the first choice. Full Story

Is it because they’ve done a good job keeping it undercover, or is it because I, you, we don’t give a sh-t? Still, I appreciate that they’re not looking for a dumpster to jump into here. Or running in opposite directions. Or throwing up middle fingers. Zoe Saldana and Bradley Cooper went to the movies. Full Story

Zoe Saldana and Bradley Cooper broke up. Then in June they were maybe back together in New York as she was seen heading into his hotel and possibly hanging out with his ma. Click here  for a refresher. Last night they attended the LA premiere of The Words and posed for group photos side by side. Full Story

Please click here if you missed the original post on Bradley Cooper movies that sh-t on Asians and Megan Lochte’s racist “comedy sketch”. That, by the way, was her explanation for it -- that she was playing a character and that the “performance” was meant to highlight prejudice. Full Story

The Asian guy in The Hangover was funny, wasn’t he? All ching-chongy and small dicky, like a buck-toothed little pet you bring with you to a party for comic relief. It was so great that they brought him back for the second one. I mean, what’s a comedy these days without a joke about yellow people with tiny penises? Bradley Cooper’s in another movie opening this weekend that (partly) relies on the same humour. Full Story

John Travolta was at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association event yesterday with his hair all dark and thickly colour-sprayed to the point where it now looks almost Spock-ish. Juxtapose that with Bradley Cooper, the reigning underwhelming Sexiest Man Alive, whose hair is his best feature and... Does John want to strangle him out of jealousy or f-ck him from desire? It’s hard to say. Full Story

Here’s Zoe Saldana in New York with a woman the paps claim is Bradley Cooper’s mother Gloria. Photo agencies mislabel sh-t all the time so for what that’s worth... But Zoe was also photographed heading into Coop’s hotel this week. That seems more reliable. Coop was spotted walking his dog yesterday. Full Story

Bradley Cooper was at the French Open today in Paris for the Novak Djokovic match. He appeared to be on his own. Apparently between plays he’d obsessively check his phone. He must know people in LA and NY who get up awfully early then. Or the more understandable explanation, because we’ve all done it before, we all do it all the time. Full Story

You can barely remember who the current Sexiest Man Alive is, can you? It’s Bradley Cooper. It’s NOT Jon Hamm.Probably never Jon Hamm. I’ve already predicted it’ll be Channing Tatum what with the year he’s having and Magic Mike and GI Joe still on the way. As we’ve seen through the years, and as repeated repeatedly during the annual SMA handicapping on this site, the SMA is almost always a Movie Star. Full Story

Us Magazine is reporting that Zoe Saldana and Bradley Cooper are done. Aaaaand...you just shrugged, right? It’s the same reaction you had when you found out they were dating. Also the reaction you had when he was named Sexiest Man Alive.Shrug. Full Story

Zoe Saldana and Bradley Cooper are at Sundance to promote The Words. There was a group media and photo session. They were careful not to be too obvious about the fact that they’re dating. Which makes it even more obvious that they’re dating. Like, practically living together as I understand it. I have tried, several times, to care, even a little, about these two as a couple. Full Story

After a few months of staying relatively undercover following her split from Ashton Kutcher (due to his humiliating infidelities), Demi Moore seems to be re-emerging on the scene just in time for award season. I think we just might see her negotiating for a presenter spot at the Oscars, if not to hail her recovery than to rally support for her abomination of a movie with Miley Cyrus. Full Story

Both My Week With Marilyn and The Iron Lady are Weinstein pictures. Both Meryl Streep and Michelle Williams are considered locks for a Best Actress Oscar nomination. And so, corny corny, you could say that Harvey Weinstein has a Sophie’s Choice of his own. (Several months ago I overheard a junior publicist at a junket ask What’s Sophie’s Choice? She could recite every Bachelor from every season. Full Story