Belly-cupping. Even one of my favourites, Evan Rachel Wood, is belly-cupping. What is wrong with standing with your hands at your side? If Carey Mulligan, my beloved, belly-cups when she’s pregnant, I might have to stay in bed for days. In this case, the belly-cupping is taking away from a beautiful belted black dress. Full Story

Totally forgot Evan Rachel Wood is pregnant. Here she is, pregnant, with husband Jamie Bell out for a walk in LA on Saturday. I only just remembered because she hasn’t been documenting her pregnancy for us via the paps the way so many of them normally do. And…that’s all I really have to say about it which would have been too short of an article so I just checked her Twitter Full Story

There is a lot happening here. Ordinarily I’d think too much. (SO weird, I’m streaming an episode of Veronica Mars while writing this article and Alyson Hannigan just said the name Evan Rachel Wood. For real.)Anyway, between the sequins and all those feathers, it’s a lot to pull off. Especially, um, you know, for someone who was sitting on the second level. Full Story

There’s short hair the way asstalky Heigl does it, and then there’s short hair on Evan Rachel Wood. Sometimes it’s just a haircut. Sometimes a haircut can be transformational. ERW’s haircut wasn’t just an aesthetic change, it seemed like it was a whole personality shift.No more Manson, no more doppelganging on Von Teese, no more fronting like it’s been a long, dark, 35 year old life. Full Story

As I wrote in the article about Anne Hathaway being confirmed as Fantine - click here for a refresher - I love Les Miserables in a very serious, very personal way. In the most corny way. Like, errrm, going to Paris and wanting to walk where Victor Hugo walked. Full Story

George Clooney is in London today promoting The Descendants. Here he is at the photo call with Shailene Woodley. Last night it was the UK premiere of The Ides of March where he posed with Evan Rachel Wood. I guess he doesn’t need an escort in London? Does Stacy Keibler have to check in with his people when she’s not on duty? Like, if she’s staying with him in his suite in London, at the Dorchester or Claridge’s or whatever, does she have to ask for a day pass? It’s like any business trip that your company pays for. Full Story

The Ides of March is in London today. Press conference with George Clooney, Philip Seymour Hoffman, and Evan Rachel Wood who looks f-cking AMAZING in a Peter Pan collar, long ago recommended by Sasha as a “must” for Autumn - click here if you missed her Fall Essentials article. Full Story

Sasha was right. After I finally had a full length look at it, she was totally right. Evan Rachel Wood’s black beaded amazingness was indeed the best of the night. I’m not saying it could have stood up to the bests of other award nights because, let’s be honest, last night was so much, too much, medium, more medium than we’ve seen in a long time. Full Story

I happened to be at the bar at the Grey Goose/Soho House party when I saw them see each other and talk just 3 feet away from me. Please. Vodka has great timing. Alexander Skarsgard and Evan Rachel Wood had a thing going when he started shooting Straw Dogs with Kate Bosworth. Then he wasted his time with Kate Bosworth while ERW went back to Manson. Full Story

Did you hear about this? TMZ reported the other day that Evan Rachel Wood went out to a party earlier this week in Paris and some dancing dude elbowed her in the mouth so hard her tooth came out. This has almost happened to me SO many times. Have you ever been to Caribana in Toronto? My smutty senses are not tingling about this one. Full Story

Most popular article yesterday, by far, was Kate Winslet’s face and whether or not she’s been f-cking with it which, as I noted, I don’t think she has/is. Click here if you missed it. There’s snark, sure, and most of them are deserving of it, but aren’t there also those who have earned some credits? How is Kate Winslet anything like Nicole Kidman? The problem of course is that Nicole Kidman and her kind have conditioned us into thinking that any time anyone looks good, it’s because they’ve been messing with the injections. Full Story

How awesome is the sight of George Clooney arriving on a boat? Look at this. Who does it better than this? Who owns the world better than this? (Maybe Brad Pitt, but it would be a bloody battle.) This is George Clooney, all boss, cranking up the handsome, arriving at the Venice Film Festival today for The Ides of March photo call with co-writer Grant Heslov and co-stars Philip Seymour Hoffman, Paul Giamatti, Marisa Tomei, and Evan Rachel Wood. Full Story

There are times when Jacek is watching Curb Your Enthusiasm and he starts choking from laughing so hard. This may be blasphemy but Curb has made Seinfeld LESS funny to me. Remember the time he chicken meangirled that poor guy about his failed kamikaze father? Remember the car wash with the developmentally challenged? If you watch Curb, you know. Full Story