About a month ago, Us Weekly published an open letter on their website, expositing their frustration with Victoria’s insistence that her nipples be photographed, begging her to wear a better bra. As you can see, Posh has replied by giving them the finger via her tits – her concrete tits – which arrived in LA at the weekend to seal the deal on the Beckhams’ new Beverly Hills mansion. Full Story

I don’t watch America’s Next Top Model. I have never watched it. Not even 10 minutes. But I do have a shameful guilty pleasure. A brain killer. A mind number. Because I watch The Hills. I love The Hills. Spencer is the Villain of the Year. Lauren grew a spine. And they all have the same smile. Full Story

Under attack everywhere – with Us Weekly calling her a prisoner (and curiously no ensuing lawsuit) and increasing criticism about the Church and its oddball “detoxification” tactics for 9/11 workers, it was time for another PR dinner. And look at him...look at him “presenting” her. Full Story

Another case of a celebrity conveniently erasing her past. Jessica Alba, interview with British OK! magazine, discussing super star behaviour and being on the receiving end of super star treatment, way back before she became famous, referencing her 2 episode experience on Beverly Hills 90210 and hypocritically accusing Brenda et al for their enormous egos. Full Story

That is Naomi Campbell. That is Marc Jacobs. Shopping together at Barneys yesterday in Beverly Hills. She’s fresh from sanitation punishment, he from a new round of rehab. Perfect fashion hag for the perfect fashion fag. Love it. Gerard Butler fans however are likely not loving the new rumours: that their favourite beefcake is hooking up with the crazy bitch who beats other bitches down with her cell phone. Full Story

Jake this week in Beverly Hills. Slightly (and we’re talking nano-degrees) better in the pants department but still far, far, far from a good hang. Perhaps Reese doesn’t mind his Pants Issue? After all, Ryan has a sh-tty Pants Issue too. Maybe Reese is down with guys who don’t wear pants well? Source Full Story

First – the skulls on their own, as mentioned, earlier…all over it. The skulls and an odd looking fur?   Not so much. But that’s also not the point. The point is, I could never, ever, ever say the sh-t she says and not want to throw up while saying them. Same goes for almost anyone else. Full Story

She’s limp…for sure. Maybe not the brightest girl on the block. Definitely needs some more spunk…and I ragged on her hardcore for it on The Aftershow on MTV the other day after The Hills Canadian premiere, especially when she had her ass kicked by one of the most powerful women in her industry and instead of crying about THAT, she continued to pine for Jason. Full Story

So I’m over Laguna Beach. Couldn’t sit through Season 3. And rumour has it that trashy mother actually rented a house for the duration of the taping – passing it off as her own. Whatever…LB sucks, but The Hills – well, I can’t get enough of The Hills. Have always liked LC, even though she’s kinda limp, over Kristin and although I’ve worn down my enamel over Heidi, she has that trainwreck quality I’m ashamed to say I can’t get enough of. Full Story

Having a private lunch in Beverly Hills, most likely talking business, perhaps another guest spot on Entourage? Perhaps collaborating together for an upcoming feature? Whatever it is, if it ever happened – OFF screen of course – I for one would be all over it, definitely a formula for super hot sex…IF he’s not with his baby momma anymore, that is. Full Story

Maybe it’s just me, maybe it’s because I’ve just consumed my bodyweight in turkey and delicious Polish homecooking, maybe it’s because I long for the days when my ass could dance on command and speak several languages, but one look at this photo, taken just yesterday in Beverly Hills, and it feels like it’s 1990 all over again. Full Story

Slate.com has obtained an unabridged version of the email Lindsay Lohan sent out to 18 people as a war cry to save her career. They"ve also taken it a step further by attempting to contact those on the distribution list, including Lindsay"s publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick who replied that she had no knowledge of its existence. Full Story