See? It could totally be a daily feature. And it could feature Hot Harry on a Horse every f-cking day. Because, as we know, he is the loose cannon, the blundering spare. Last time it was the army video. This time he’s hating on black people. According to comedian Stephen K Amos, who performed at Prince Charles’s 60th birthday celebration in November, Harry was trying to be funny when he said to him: You don’t sound like a black chap. Full Story

Am sad. Love Harry and Chelsy. But it’s over again. For now. Word is she made the call. Tired of waiting around for him while he’s up to his shenanigans in the army, desperately hoping to move back to Africa, willing herself to focus on her own studies, her own career, Chelsy broke up with Harry even though they’re both still in love… The timing is wrong. Full Story

Hot Harry on a Horse and his brother today in London for the launch of the Henry van Straubenzee Memorial Fund. Harry is healthy and well rested after his trip to Mauritius with Chelsy and William, having spent part of the holiday with Kate Middleton, is done with the beard. I’m not a Will girl but he actually looks really great here. Full Story

Oh. Jealous. To be young, super rich, super blonde, super connected, and somehow keeping Hot Harry on a Horse more or less committed after all these years. What’s a skanky bar girl or two in Calgary? Chelsy’s eye is on a bigger prize. As mentioned earlier, they are in Mauritius and these photos, oh la these photos. Full Story

Looks delicious. Here’s Hot Harry not on his horse enjoying some down time (can you call it down time for a prince?) with Chelsy Davy on Mauritius Island. Something about the way he’s lounging in the sun, in a t-shirt, and his neck, probably smelling like fresh laundry and salt water… like if you were waiting on his table, wouldn’t you lean in for a nip? Anyway, Harry attended Christmas mass with his family before jetting off on holz. Full Story

Dear Your Hot Majesty on a Horse, Can I call you that? Love it when you dress up like Army Man. Red and green go so good together. So great that you’re embracing your duties – launching today The Khumbu Challenge adventure training expedition for wounded Service personnel to the base of Mount Everest. Full Story

Prince William and Prince Harry totally represented last night at Bond, personally inviting 200 sailors and airmen as their guests of honour to raise money for various military charities. The Young Royals spent time chatting amiably with their comrades and posing for pictures, both at ease and appearing to enjoy their public responsibilities. Full Story

Vroom vroom…yum yum! It’s f&cking pouring here in Vancouver. It’ll pour here for the next 5 months. Am thankful for a little hot Harry to lift my soggy spirits. Hot Harry hopped on a bike today to participate in the Enduro Africa 2008 Motorcycle Rally to benefit UNICEF, Sentebale and the Nelson Mandela Children's Fund in South Africa. Full Story

And so does his brother! Never been so proud of my royal infatuation. He f&cks up all the time, but at the very least, he knows to avoid the Hollywood Ebola Virus Paris Hilton. Amazing. So last night at Whisky Mist, Ebola was flailing away when she learned that Hot Harry and the much less Will were at the club too. Full Story

Hot Harry and his Chelsy Davy went out for dinner the other night and the British press were making a big deal about how they feasted on monkeys swinging from trees and other exotic dishes…or some sh*t like that. I prefer to make a big deal about the fact that Hot Harry looks debloated and I wonder if those foods were aphrodisiacs and I could totally see them mauling each other like two wildcats in the jungle. Full Story

Once upon a time, it was Armani for men’s suits. These days… it’s all about Tom Ford. Just ask James Bond. Tom is Bond’s official tailor. And Daniel Craig is all over it: "It's really a crime - it makes me weep every time (I ruin a suit during filming). They are great suits. Full Story

Hot Harry and Chelsy hit up a club last night in London and left holding hands! Squee! Not sure why this is so exciting but it was like waking up to a treat this morning – seeing something as innocuous as the spare leading his girl into their car…maybe it’s a princely thing? LOVE them together. Full Story

Hot Harry playing polo yesterday still workin’ a little beer pudge especially around the chin but who cares when he’s on a horse? Harry on a Horse is the Hottest! Hot Harry on a Horse was accompanied by his girlfriend Chelsy who, after a brief split, is now steadfastly by his side. Hot Harry > Beaver WillChelsy Davy > Kate Middleton Totally! Chelsy has beautiful legs, non? And beautiful highlights. Full Story

His first Army medal as his brother and his dad proudly looked on. But what everyone else is talking about is the presence of Chelsy Davy at the official ceremony. Her attendance is a big deal. Like a legitimisation of their relationship. After a bit of a bumpy patch a few months ago, Hot Harry and his blonde are clearly super serious again. Full Story