Oh look. Another celebrity is about to become an author. Because we need MORE books, right? Ask Fran Lebowitz:“There are too many books, the books are terrible, and it’s because you have been taught to have self-esteem.”   God that is such a great quote. And note too - it is NOT a typo. There are too many books and too much self-esteem. Full Story

This article was supposed to be posted directly to LifeStyle because originally I was just writing about her shoes. (Groove Is In The Heart - is that coming back?) Then I read the caption: Jessica Alba visits FOX & Friends in Manhattan.FOX & Friends???Is this what we’re doing now? And how was Jessica Alba introduced on FOX & Friends?Here was her intro:  “Jessica Alba, the trend-setting superstar who’s proudly put motherhood before Hollywood. Full Story

Jessica Alba is spending New Year’s in Mexico with her family. It’s been just over 4 months since she and her husband Cash Warren had baby girl Haven; she looks great in a bikini already. Alba currently has no projects lined up for 2012. But first daughter Honor’s photos were sold in 2008 to OK! Magazine for a reported $1. Full Story

I read somewhere, I can’t remember where, that Alba’s ensemble last night was one of the best. What? This is Jessica Alba, who is pregnant, in a no-colour Ralph Lauren, and I don’t see how this can be characterised as anything other than a mess. Look at that material. You know what that is? Go to Toys R Us. Full Story

The blue is lovely on her. Really, really sharp. It’s Versace. (The Jolie wears Versace a lot. I wish she’d chosen this for herself at the Golden Globes instead of looking like she’d just walked out of a polygamist sect.) I do love the double braid. A LOT. (Should I do this for the Oscars?) But that still doesn’t explain for me why Jessica Alba is at the BAFTAs. Full Story

As mentioned the other day, “I don’t need writers” Jessica Alba is currently promoting the new Fockers movie. It didn’t happen on television but apparently she was asked in a round table situation with the press to clarify her comments from that Elle article in which she asstalked about real actors and not sticking with the script. Full Story

The Alba Bitch is making the press rounds in New York in support of the new Fockers movie. This is the first time she’ll be facing the media since that interview with Elle Magazine – click here for a refresher. Remember her sh-tting on writers? Remember she said real actors – she includes herself among them – don’t use the script? Then a few real writers started dumping on her. Full Story

Have you seen the Alba Bitch’s new spread for Elle? She’s thin enough, I don’t know why her waist had to be made look that size. But whatever. According to Kelly Osbourne, this must mean Jessica Alba is happy happy happy! Skinny = Happy! Alba has a supporting role in the upcoming Little Fockers. Full Story

Jessica Alba covers the new British GQ. She looks good, right? Apparently in her mind not really. Alba told the magazine: "My breasts are saggy, I've got cellulite, my hips are bigger...every actress out there is more beautiful than me.” If you are then what am I? Oh la. Full Story

The film festival opens tomorrow with Black Swan as the official gala premiere and Machete at the midnight screening. So both Natalie Portman and Jessica Alba arrived today to promote their features. For Alba it’s quite an accomplishment to be included, and it will be a long time before she’s included again. Full Story

The Alba Bitch isn’t getting many parts. Just like Jessica Biel. They simply can’t compete with their contemporaries. But Alba has two things working for her that Biel doesn’t: she’s a mother now and she kissed the ass of a proper filmmaker, Robert Rodriguez (I always get confused when I go shopping). Full Story

Some Friday delight. Ewan McGregor arrived yesterday, casual with his backpack – photos attached from the airport – and got dressed to hit up the Boss Black fashion show where he and Jessica Alba (inexplicably on some kind of fashion tour of Europe) posed together on the red carpet. Look at him working photographers. Full Story

So f-cking hard. Even the Alba Bitch seems to be taken aback by his Try. And she’s no stranger to Try. This is Jared Leto sitting beside Jessica Alba at the Dior show in Paris yesterday screaming ME ME ME ME ME ME ME. It’s more than just the hair. It’s the way he’s holding his body too. Full Story

Same career, same prospects, pretty much the same dress. Sure they might be different shades, and there’s a neckline variety here and there but really, between the cut and the material, and who they are, there’s nothing that distinguishes the Jessicas Alba and Biel. It’s literally a wash. Full Story