Porny panties

October 5, 2009 07:53:16 Posted at October 5, 2009 07:53:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sigh.

What will we do with her?

She’s just…

It’s like trying to mold concrete.

Jessica Simpson was out on 2 occasions this weekend – first at a gala in support of Operation Smile and then in Vegas with sister Ashlee to celebrate Pete Wentz’s birthday.

She attended the charity benefit with her main gay Ken Paves and her parents. On the surface, you think that she managed to make it through the night without screwing up, right?

Almost.

That vest is unremarkable but not totally offensive, those pants are terribly unflattering but whatever, it’s not her worse showing ever and then…

When she turns around…

From behind…

Those are white, right?

Sh-t.

She even f-cks up her underwear.

And then the next day, having to suffer through posing beside her anorexic skinny bitch sister, Poor Porny wrapped herself in a see-through muumuu over some kind of high waist bikini that is making Jacek shudder in horror.

Oh Porns…why won’t you call me?


Photos from Wenn.com and Jason Merritt/Gettyimages.com

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