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Evaluating Porny’s baby shower

March 22, 2012 14:37:57 Posted at March 22, 2012 14:37:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh look. PEOPLE Magazine has exclusive photos from Jessica Simpson’s baby shower on Sunday. They’ve released one shot on the website as a promotion for the rest of the images in this week’s issue featuring Adam Levine and Blake Shelton on the cover. Which is why, as I reported Full Story

Porny's baby value

March 19, 2012 13:55:09 Posted at March 19, 2012 13:55:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Fame/Flynet

Jessica Simpson's baby shower happened yesterday. Some celebrities showed up. It was an embarrassment of gifts. She does, after all, have her own on a billion dollar business. Or maybe it's just me. I've never been comfortable with the idea of registries etc for people having fancy weddings and pricy pregnancies. Full Story

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The Porny Name Pool!

March 8, 2012 19:54:25 Posted at March 8, 2012 19:54:25
Duana Posted by Duana

(Lainey: please see Duana’s article and then details on our pool below that. This is a throwdown!) I know the fear of all mothers these days is judgment.  Everyone worries they’re going to get judged for what they do or don’t feed their kid, who takes care of them, and whether or not they have foot-discovery skills by five minutes old. Full Story

Naked pregnant Porny is having a girl

March 7, 2012 15:25:38 Posted at March 7, 2012 15:25:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson’s Fashion Star debuts soon on NBC. She covers the new issue of ELLE to promote the show. AND she gets naked to do so. AND she even tells them that she’s having a girl.Well sh-t. Is the show really bad? Because goddamn why is she blowing her load? And how much money did she lose in the revealing? Or is this an astute downgrade of the greed? After all, she’s already signed to a mega $3 million deal with weight watchers after she gives birth. Full Story

Pregnancy for famous people

January 19, 2012 16:22:18 Posted at January 19, 2012 16:22:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet

One of the arguments against the fact that Beyonce was really carrying the Throne Child was that she was wearing heels during her pregnancy all the time. Many a sanctimonious mother insisted that “when I was pregnant, there was NO WAY I could get my feet into heels”. Victoria Beckham did it. Blue Ivy’s mother did it. Full Story

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Three months to go?

December 28, 2011 13:51:29 Posted at December 28, 2011 13:51:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Jessica Simpson has said she’s having a spring baby. Beyonce’s supposedly due like right now. This is why, though I’ve never given birth, I believe it when they say that every pregnancy is different. And that’s also why I don’t understand why some women still persist with the “well, when I was pregnant, this and this happened so that must mean that this and this happens to EVERYONE”. Full Story

Stay pregnant!

December 2, 2011 14:41:52 Posted at December 2, 2011 14:41:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Saleem Elatab/Splash, Jamie McCarthy/Getty

I don’t think I’ve received a single email disagreeing about my position on Porny’s pregnancy style: that it’s remarkably superior to her non-pregnancy style, as in it’s GOOD style. Crazy talk, right? But look at her, stringing together win after win this week in New York in her maternity clothes. Finally finding the proportion in her choices in length and fit and tightness and/or looseness. Full Story

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Porny’s pregnancy steeze

November 30, 2011 17:01:09 Posted at November 30, 2011 17:01:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Flynet, Mike Coppola/Getty

She wears her clothes so much better when she’s pregnant, non? Look at my Porny last night in New York with her freeloader. Doesn’t she look lovely? Isn’t that a good fit? Why can’t she do this when there’s no baby inside of her? But God her breasts must be heavy. They’re the same size as her belly. And I cannot deal with this dude and his legs and pants issue. Full Story

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Porny’s pregnant Halloween

November 1, 2011 11:39:02 Posted at November 1, 2011 11:39:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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LOMELI/ Bauer-Griffin

Jessica Simpson officially officially announced on her website yesterday that she and that freeloader are expecting. Apparently she’d been planning it for a while. Even put together a special “mummy” Halloween/White Snake video photo shoot. Full Story

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Coincidence or Conspiracy: Porny Pregnancy edition

October 25, 2011 21:16:16 Posted at October 25, 2011 21:16:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Allan Bregg/Splashnewsonline.com

Jessica Simpson used to date Tony Romo, the sh-tty quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. Romo is now married to Candice Crawford. He and Crawford were engaged within a month of Porny’s engagement to that loser with no job who lives in her house. Porny, quite obviously, is pregnant. And Romo just announced Full Story

Mega Preg

October 24, 2011 14:45:25 Posted at October 24, 2011 14:45:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Spash News, Bauer-Griffin

There was a story last week about how Porny’s dad is still negotiating with a magazine for a half million dollar deal to officially confirm her pregnancy which is why she hasn’t said anything about it yet. Two challenges here:Jessica is apparently quite far along. Jessica is too dumb to hide it. How else can you explain why she’s tottering around JFK in a tight black shirt barely concealing her own baby AND Beyonce’s goose feather pillow? BumpWatch is the worst with reliability, yes, but then there’s just the obvious. Full Story

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Porny’s having a baby?

September 27, 2011 21:27:22 Posted at September 27, 2011 21:27:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Flynet

I have no idea. But In Touch Eye-Roll Weekly is claiming to have the exclusive. They’ve supposedly “confirmed” that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with that freeloader’s baby. Porny’s “kooky” cravings include “nacho chips dipped in chocolate and cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas”. Full Story