All these photos came up on the agencies yesterday... Random what? Apparently they’re doing some new talent reality show together. I didn’t spend a lot of time researching. But it was Nelly’s birthday yesterday and he celebrated with, I guess, his new best friend, Joe Jonas. Full Story

These pictures made me laugh. Shia Labeouf and Joe Jonas walked past each other at Cafe Med yesterday in West Hollywood. Let’s Photo Assumption the Middle Vagina Virgin’s face: Please know me. Please say hi to me. Please look up. Please let’s bro-shake. Should I walk back in the other direction? How can I run around the back and come across him all over again without seeming obvious? Should I try it? Please let me be his friend. Full Story

Yesterday it was reported that Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas had broken up. Conveniently, just a few hours after the news went wide, Greene was papped in New York, in green for the occasion, with her dad, and oh look, shocking, she’s also with Jared Followill, to whom she’s been linked before, and apparently they’re making out again now that she’s done holding hands with a Vagina Virgin. Full Story

You know, I thought about putting an exclamation point after the title but then again, who’ll be reading this story with any kind of enthusiasm or excitement? I mean, their relationship ended the way it started– with a lot of try, and very little care. On our part. After all, it’s Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene. Full Story

This post should really write itself. Just look at the photos. You don’t need me to point the funny out to you. Let me just throw you the facts then: It’s Fashion Week in New York. This is the Calvin Klein show. This was apparently the best front row they could manage: Joe Jonas, Zac Efron, and Kellan Lutz. Full Story

Best story of the day so far. Who are the two most hard up attention-whore members of the Twilight cast? Definitely Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene. It’s like they’re trying to Out-Try each other every day. Kellan poses in a tree with a book. Ashley will throw it back in his face by taking off her clothes in a magazine, or dating a Vagina Virgin. Full Story

Joe Jonas hit up the Knicks game at Madison Square Garden last night fronting like he’s all manly man with the sporty sportos. Am very, very surprised that Ashley Greene isn’t hanging off him auditioning for a spot on the Knicks cheerleading squad. She doesn’t usually pass up those kinds of opportunities. Full Story

I was gloating yesterday re: Taylor Swift’s new song Dear John being about John Mayer after he, obviously, f-cked her up during their secret relationship. Click here for a refresher on those lyrics. This girl does not mess. Prefer it so much more than when she’s aw-shucks-ing onstage after winning an award that she so clearly was going to win. Full Story

The Middle Vagina Virgin and Ashley Greene went out for dinner last night at Katsuya in Hollywood. Let’s call this is a pity post, because at this point, she was probably hoping for a lot more coverage about their relationship than has been given them so far. People.com wrote about it one day and then even they stopped caring. Full Story

"[Joe] is head over heels for [Ashley]. He thinks she is down-to-earth and absolutely beautiful. He hasn't been this into a girl in a long time." – a source to People.com, for an article posted this weekend, on the burgeoning relationship between Ashley Greene and the Middle Vagina Jonas Virgin. Full Story

It’s your new favourite song. Well, it’s certainly my new favourite song. This is Cee-Lo and this is the break-up anthem for 2010, what Demi Lovato needs to be singing to Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene who is apparently now rubbing up her Try all over a Vagina Virgin. Thanks Hez!...and PS. Full Story

Joe Jonas was the joke of TIFF last September. Because he’d go running throughout Yorkville, the epicentre of the festival, at the busiest time of day, when traffic was at a standstill and the crowds were as thick as they get all year, with his shirt off or in a purple tank top, surrounded by security. Full Story

I mean... These jeans... And the problem is exacerbated by the fact that his friends can wear their skinny jeans. Which only serves to highlight, obviously, his inability to wear skinny jeans. Joe Jonas cannot wear skinny jeans. And he really shouldn’t wear skinny jeans with high tops. But he insists. Full Story

Written by Jacek You can always count on the Jonas brothers for some photo gold, especially when it comes to their attempts at athleticism. I’m no gossip guru and probably have a pretty selective memory when it comes to most celebrity subjects, but it seems to me that 80% of the time the Jonas brothers are photographed they’re attempting to be athletic in some way. Full Story