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Chest puffing

February 14, 2011 12:38:28 Posted at February 14, 2011 12:38:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This post should really write itself. Just look at the photos. You don’t need me to point the funny out to you. Let me just throw you the facts then: It’s Fashion Week in New York. This is the Calvin Klein show. This was apparently the best front row they could manage: Joe Jonas, Zac Efron, and Kellan Lutz. Full Story

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Jersey Shore > Ashley Greene

December 23, 2010 09:26:07 Posted at December 23, 2010 09:26:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best story of the day so far. Who are the two most hard up attention-whore members of the Twilight cast? Definitely Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene. It’s like they’re trying to Out-Try each other every day. Kellan poses in a tree with a book. Ashley will throw it back in his face by taking off her clothes in a magazine, or dating a Vagina Virgin. Full Story

Who looks more uncomfortable?

December 20, 2010 12:07:54 Posted at December 20, 2010 12:07:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joe Jonas hit up the Knicks game at Madison Square Garden last night fronting like he’s all manly man with the sporty sportos. Am very, very surprised that Ashley Greene isn’t hanging off him auditioning for a spot on the Knicks cheerleading squad. She doesn’t usually pass up those kinds of opportunities. Full Story

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Swifty doesn’t deny it

October 20, 2010 08:59:03 Posted at October 20, 2010 08:59:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was gloating yesterday re: Taylor Swift’s new song Dear John being about John Mayer after he, obviously, f-cked her up during their secret relationship. Click here for a refresher on those lyrics. This girl does not mess. Prefer it so much more than when she’s aw-shucks-ing onstage after winning an award that she so clearly was going to win. Full Story

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They eat Japanese

October 14, 2010 11:39:38 Posted at October 14, 2010 11:39:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Middle Vagina Virgin and Ashley Greene went out for dinner last night at Katsuya in Hollywood. Let’s call this is a pity post, because at this point, she was probably hoping for a lot more coverage about their relationship than has been given them so far. People.com wrote about it one day and then even they stopped caring. Full Story

Are you Atari?

August 20, 2010 12:42:00 Posted at August 20, 2010 12:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s your new favourite song. Well, it’s certainly my new favourite song. This is Cee-Lo and this is the break-up anthem for 2010, what Demi Lovato needs to be singing to Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene who is apparently now rubbing up her Try all over a Vagina Virgin. Thanks Hez!...and PS. Full Story

Vagina Virgin loves a public workout

March 22, 2010 12:29:23 Posted at March 22, 2010 12:29:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joe Jonas was the joke of TIFF last September. Because he’d go running throughout Yorkville, the epicentre of the festival, at the busiest time of day, when traffic was at a standstill and the crowds were as thick as they get all year, with his shirt off or in a purple tank top, surrounded by security. Full Story

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Speaking of uncool...

March 12, 2010 08:38:48 Posted at March 12, 2010 08:38:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I mean... These jeans... And the problem is exacerbated by the fact that his friends can wear their skinny jeans. Which only serves to highlight, obviously, his inability to wear skinny jeans. Joe Jonas cannot wear skinny jeans. And he really shouldn’t wear skinny jeans with high tops. But he insists. Full Story

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Lessons in Sport by Joe and Kevin Jonas

February 18, 2010 14:35:16 Posted at February 18, 2010 14:35:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Jacek You can always count on the Jonas brothers for some photo gold, especially when it comes to their attempts at athleticism. I’m no gossip guru and probably have a pretty selective memory when it comes to most celebrity subjects, but it seems to me that 80% of the time the Jonas brothers are photographed they’re attempting to be athletic in some way. Full Story

He wins

February 17, 2010 13:19:34 Posted at February 17, 2010 13:19:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It used to be Jake Gyllenhaal who was the worst wearer of pants, like, ever. And then Spittle Gerard Butler came along with his snug crotch and his loser wash jeans relieving Jakey of this Bad Pants title. They are the antithesis of Brad Pitt and David Beckham. It’s a dealbreaker when a man can’t own his pants. Full Story

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