John Travolta and Kelly Preston are in Sydney, Australia today for the Qantas gala. As you can see, he persists with that singular patch of black spike on his chin, leftover perhaps from all the follicle regeneration they performed on his head, like a lonely piece of sod that, for some reason, got separated from his family, looking forlornly at the lawn that grows in solidarity while he’s stuck between two pieces of sidewalk. Full Story

Here’s what John Travolta’s hair looked like a month ago. Don’t tell me this is all natural. My hair doesn’t even grow that fast. And I’m practically the world champion of hair growth. This is almost two inches. Please. Full Story

Attention Kelly Preston: if this is coming up on your Google Alerts right now, shut down the computer and go have lunch with Rita Wilson. Trust me, girl, you’re not going to want to hear what the internet has to say today. And why do I suspect Kelly Preston is scanning the blogs for her own name? Well, because after seeing  her husband’s new music video I now realize the Travolta/Prestons are in need of a win and they need this one to work out real bad. Full Story

I just asked Maria what Kirstie Alley is selling and why she’s pimping herself all over Barbara Walters, forgetting that she’s on that Dancing Stars show and must not be eliminated yet. This, apparently, is how she’s trying to secure votes: by telling people that John Travolta isn’t gay. Full Story

They’re in Paris. That’s about all that’s making sense to me looking at these photos. John Travolta, as you know, even though there’s a Xenu issue happening here, isn’t a reality television show star. Why are they behaving like Heidi and Spencer? Is it because they went on a couple’s diet and lost some weight? He does seem rather proud of himself, doesn’t he? Like he really wants us to see how trim it is right now. Full Story

John Travolta was at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association event yesterday with his hair all dark and thickly colour-sprayed to the point where it now looks almost Spock-ish. Juxtapose that with Bradley Cooper, the reigning underwhelming Sexiest Man Alive, whose hair is his best feature and... Does John want to strangle him out of jealousy or f-ck him from desire? It’s hard to say. Full Story

Two of the Church of Scientology’s major figureheads have taken a public relations beating recently. John Travolta, as we know, has been an on and off disappointment to Xenu for a long time. The Thetan spirit however must be quite shaken over Tom Cruise’s current troubles.  His wife has gone rogue, and his association with the Church is widely considered to be his greatest flaw. Full Story

It’s your parents who don’t know. And their parents. That’s who this is for. Thank you for explaining it to me the last few weeks. Many of you have emailed to confirm that, indeed, there are people out there, A LOT of people, who still think John Travolta is straight. That it would be impossible for him to be un-straight considering he has a beautiful wife and children. Full Story

Loved the first trailer for The Master. Click here for a refresher. Have you seen the second? Last time the focus was on Joaquin Phoenix, the follower. This time we meet the leader, played by Philip Seymour Hoffman, who appears to be at his most brilliant in a role they say is based on L Ron Hubbard. Full Story

Have you seen this Paramount Vanity Fair photo yet? In celebration of its 100th anniversary, 116 of the studios “greatest talents” gathered for a class photo. You can see the image here, with a zoom feature to closely analyse every expression. Full Story

This is some really, really harsh hair-shading. Think of your eyebrows and when you fill them in. That’s only a small section though. Now imagine doing that over your entire head. The result is John Travolta last night at the AFI event to honour Shirley MacLaine. I’ve mentioned this before but a long time ago and there have been new readers since: Michelle and I interviewed John Travolta at the Super Bowl a few years ago. Full Story

First of all...Kelly Preston has a website? Sarah messaged me last night asking if I’d seen the video that John Travolta made for Kelly Preston. I hadn’t and made a point of watching it before passing out thinking it’d be great to fall asleep to the sight of him throwing down a few dance moves in a pair of chaps. Full Story

It’s not just a John Travolta decision anymore. John Travolta will sue and he will fight and he will deny and he will pay what he has to pay to perpetuate the truth that they have struggled so hard to maintain - they being the Church, his wife, his management. His sexuality is THEIR business, his personal life is directed by an entire community. Full Story

You remember when George Michael was repeatedly arrested for soliciting in the woods? I kept writing “Just Get A Computer!” at the time but George, no, George likes to kick it old school. He likes it dark, anonymous, furtive, and, obviously, bucolic; it’s hard to convince him otherwise. For John Travolta, his “forest” is the spa. Full Story