JT’s Italian Wedding

October 17, 2012 15:21:53 Posted at October 17, 2012 15:21:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

US Weekly reports in its new issue, on newsstands today, that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake will marry in Italy on Saturday. Italian papers are saying it’s happening in Southern Italy in an olive grove (source). You know how Blake Lively had 250 pages of wedding ideas when she was planning hers to Ryan Reynolds? I imagine Justin would have prepared the same way. That he put together a scrapbook of everything he wanted.

Because...you don’t really think it’s about Jessica, do you?

Between Justin and Jessica, when is it ever about Jessica?

Jessica is just happy to be invited.

As for coverage and which magazine will get the exclusive...

Blake went very astutely went with Martha Stewart Weddings. But what could possibly be good enough for JT’s ego? Which publication will have the honour of featuring Justin Timberlake’s big day?

My guess is that he’ll call up his friend Anna Wintour. He would think he’s Kate Moss, you know? He would think that when he gets married, it’s worthy of Vogue.

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