Warning: NSFW! Did you see that meme that went around after the Royal Wedding? It was taken from an ad from a few years ago. AMAZING, right??? Kate Moss will marry Jamie Hince this weekend. And that will overshadow the Monte Carlo wedding too. It’s to take place at her Cotswolds home. Apparently she’s throwing money at caterers and event planners, trucking in hundreds upon hundreds of bottles of champagne and Grey Goose and Red Bull so that no one goes to sleep. Full Story

The source of this report is the UK Sun which can totally be sketch. On occasion though, especially re: British names, they can score, and very accurately too. According to the publication, Jamie Hince, Kate Moss’s longtime boyfriend, proposed to her in bed on Tuesday night. Full Story

Kate Moss has been on holiday in Thailand for a couple of weeks. She’s with her boyfriend Jamie Hince, they’re hitting the beach, they go for spa treatments, wellness appointments, surprisingly hasn’t been out partying too much. At least not off the resort property. In fact, word coming out of the resort is that she’s two months pregnant. Full Story

People love throwing money away. It’s the only explanation. This is Pete Doherty today in London at a photo call to promote his own line of jewellery. Yes. Him. Jewellery. The collection is called Albion Trinketry. He collaborated with jeweller Hannah Martin. The inspiration was old time men and pocket watches and their Sunday best. Full Story

And she wants you to smell her Vintage Muse. That’s the name of her fragrance. She promoted it today in London. At Boots. Boots! Maybe it’s different in England but in North America, drug store perfumes are kinda budget. I will buy $3 shampoo. And conditioner. All the time. But I worry about the cheap stank, you know? Anyway, as you can see, Kate, who can be foul and uncooperative, was all smiles on the pimp. Full Story

Kate Moss looked amazing last night at the Knightsbridge Topshop launch to preview her new collection. The eyemakeup is great. And the hair for the occasion too. It’s trademark Kate Moss style. She’s the best. She’s a crazy bitch, but for what she wears and how she wears, she’s the best. Full Story

Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell are both in Thailand with their boyfriends on holiday. Naomi’s dude is a Russian billionaire called Vladislav Doronin. Of course. They’ve been together a while now. Seems like their relationship consists of going from one luxury resort to another. Vlady is a hunk though. Full Story

Tonight at the British Fashion Awards in London, Kate Moss and Victoria Beckham showed up, similar silhouettes. Both with hair pulled back, both with drama around the eyes, both in fitted dresses that open out to a train. Posh is probably so f-cking pissed she’s sucked back a dozen cigs in a row. Full Story

Blasphemy. They were one of the most iconic couples of the last 20 years and together, improbably, after his previous iconic coupling with Winona Ryder. Johnny Depp and Kate Moss. Painfully beautiful, painfully dramatic, too intense, too young, too photogenic, and eventually too much… But the photographs. Full Story

Just a little. Or maybe I have her on the mind a lot lately after all this Grey Gardens hype which could explain why I opened these photos, saw Kate Moss, and immediately thought well now Little Edie would approve. This is the best costume for the day, you understand. Kate co-chaired the event with her date, Marc Jacobs, Anna Wintour, and Justin Timberlake. Full Story

Justin Timberlake flew commercial to Vegas the other day for a weekend trip with the boys to promote his 901 tequila. He hooked up with Robin Leach for a private tasting, tried his luck at the tables, and hit up the circuit including the Playboy Club …all without Shelfy. Full Story

This first photo, it kills me. Look at JLo’s face! We need to Photo Assumption this face. What is Lopez thinking? I’m only here for the photo opp… I’ll never wear your cheap clothes. Or… You have your own Vampire! Stay away from mine! Door #2 sounds about right. So Topshop opened in New York last night attracting Jennifer and Marc to the party as Kate, wearing clothes presumably from her own collection, was on hand to help promote the store. Full Story

And a few other bitches. Freida Pinto still riding high. Is supposedly the new face of Estee Lauder (the first Indian to represent the brand) and has been signed onto Woody Allen’s latest, and today at Chanel during Paris Fashion Week, officially accepted by Le Karl. Also my love Olga Kurylenko. Full Story

Bitch! I think I envy her this more than I envy her doomed relationship with Johnny Depp. Yeah, I said it. You wanna fight? Kate Moss on the cover of New York Magazine in advance of Topshop’s American flagship opening on April 2nd. The interview was also conducted with Topshop tycoon Sir Philip Green. Full Story