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The Best & The Rest

July 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once upon a time, they said Britney would take her crown. And I agreed. Now upon a time, no one who can live up to the legacy. Not yet. Perhaps not ever. Which is why she is Madonna. Other observations: did you love Keith Urban’s set with Alicia Keys? Loved. Without Granny Freeze, perhaps there is something there. Full Story

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Gee, No Kidding

June 29, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 29, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Toxicology reports back from Lilo’s car crash in late May. Big surprise – she had cocaine in her system and twice the legal amount of alcohol. And still, right up to that point, that mother of hers was insisting she was absolutely fine. Right. On the one hand there’s Lynne Spears who forces her kid into rehab, sacrificing short term good will for long term LIFE. Full Story

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Dear Gossips,

I.Love.London.

LOVE IT!!!

For a pathetic 33 year old pretending she"s 25, London is Utopia. Will be here for a while, on assignment for eTalk, covering a few exciting events. More details to come.

Am dead tired, please excuse typos. Somehow managed not to sleep a wink on plane. Ended up watching The Painted Veil instead. Now considering putting Edward Norton back on Freebie Five. Quiveration in the sky. Was torture.

So apparently my beloved Rocky is in a bit of a spot. Something about his wife allegedly being given preferential treatment from a traffic violation and let go without incident.

But isn"t there something so delicious about one hypocrite bringing down another hypocrite?

Only in LA.

And only fitting I suppose. That Hollywood Ebola met her match in someone equally conniving only much more intelligent who most definitely knows that I comes before E except after C.

It"s RECEIVING you idiot! Not RECIEVING!!!

Thursday, will post between naps and Pimms and perhaps a trip to TopShop.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Britney’s mother is talking, a new round of pity for Jennifer Aniston, Katie cuts her hair… and does spiritual enlightenment involve partying in Vegas?

Doubtful.

And still Paris Hilton will be paid $800,000 to host a Get Out of Jail bash at the Hard Rock. Of course Barbara Walters will find some way to excuse it…and you bet your boob job Ebola will most definitely be on her list of 10 Most Intriguing People of the Year come 2007. Senile old bat is quickly losing her grip.

Wednesday, live blogging, check back often for new posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

Friday, June 8, 2007

Dear Gossips,

My Rocky won’t let it go. My Rocky is dragging that skank by a handful of weave to court this morning, hopefully to throw her diseased ass back behind bars…

Seriously. Seriously I love him. I love that sexy beast.

As for the real reason she was released – rumours are swirling, one in particular is especially smutty. More on that later.

Friday, have back to back shoots today so blogging on the fly.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. My love and thanks to all who came to the Smut Soiree last night! Gossip over drinks – my favourite kind of evening. I was honoured to share it with you. And a big wet kiss for Dan Levy, the sweetest piece of Hotness like ever. Details and bonus party giveaways to follow in a bit, stay tuned…

PPS. Wild night that ended with pancakes at 2am. Dead tired and a little hung over…too lazy to edit. Forgive typos?

Rocky Rules!!!

June 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Someone emailed me earlier to scoff that my boyfriend was just posturing about putting up this protest... Oh really? Posturing? If it was posturing, why"s the bitch headed back to behind bars??? The judge gave it to her up the arse - sending her to Lynnwood to serve out the remainder of her sentence!  Needless to say, her excuses clearly didn"t work. Full Story

Rocky to the Rescue?

June 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rocky’s days on the Freebie 5 were numbered – it was supposed to be a 45 day total. But now that he’s making it his mission to take away the Paris privileges, Rocky seems to be gunning for an honourable lifetime spot on the List. Love, love, love. Last yesterday, Rocky demanded a hearing to find out why the Sheriff’s department let her go in spite of a judge’s express decision to have her serve her entire sentence IN PRISON. Full Story

The Rocky

June 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My boyfriend and current #1 on the Freebie Five Rocky Delgadillo, LA City Attorney, is right said pissed about Hollywood Ebola’s early release. Rocky released a statement expressing his concern about the Sheriff’s Department’s decision to send Paris home, and questions – in legalese of course – the validity of her medical claim, insisting that proper procedure was clearly not followed. Full Story

Rock Bottom: The Scrunchie

June 6, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 6, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please….someone…anyone in that facility, please please please take a photo. PLEASE!!! Poor Paris Go Boo Boo!! New details emerging on Ebola’s life behind bars and would you believe…she had to be subjected to wearing A SCRUNCHIE! “A scrunchie made from an elastic sock!!!” I can’t…I can’t…I can’t tell you how hard I just laughed. Full Story

Shocker! Dina Lohan is a Fraud!

June 6, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 6, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Big f*cking surprise. Hollywood’s most exploitative mother was supposed to be a former Rockette and a some time actress before getting married and having children on which to dump her unrealised ambitions. Problem is – Radio City Music Hall begs to differ, and the folks there aren’t exactly thrilled that she’s been trying to beef up her resumé with their name. Full Story

A Great Title

May 20, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 20, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We Own the Night, Joaquin Phoenix’s latest with Mark Wahlberg, in competition here at Cannes although neither is expected – at press time – to attend in support. The screening in on Wednesday and the press conference Thursday – will let you know. Here’s a smutty detail though: Marky supposedly wanted to fly in for a couple of days but rumour has it he demanded to stay at the Hotel du Cap… and the studio told him to beat it. Full Story