SJP and co left the States just in time to escape critical evisceration of their movie and the uncomfortable reality of a tepid box office. As noted in today’s open, Sex & the City 2 is one of the worst reviewed movies of the year. But not for the Hello Kitties. My people, we Asians, we are major consumers of designer goods, perhaps part of the reason why luxury is no longer luxury. Full Story

I am angry about Sex & the City 2 right now but what SJP is doing on the carpet tonight in London for the premiere is pretty f-cking amazing. If it’s anywhere you want to do this, it’s obviously in England. Definitely spectacular. So of course there are more photos of her than of the other girls. Full Story

Major spoilers ahead. You’ve been warned. I have a friend who told me: Never see a movie featuring white people on camels unless it’s an historical drama. Word. Oh but you will go see SATC2 anyway. Even though it’s getting annihilated by critics, even though I’m about to annihilate it here, you will see it for the Dress Porn, which is fine, if that’s all that the film is declaring itself to be. Full Story

Of course it isn’t. Sex & the City the tv show cared about writing and story. Sex & the City the movies serve only one purpose: Dress Porn. If Carrie is wearing an amazing pair of shoes who gives a sh-t if what’s happening around her makes no sense. So it doesn’t seem like they even tried. Full Story

So there’s a new Sex & the City 2 trailer. And thanks God there’s no mute Asian baby, but there’s also not much of a city. They open with Empire State of Mind and they end up on camels in the Middle East... why isn’t this sh-t called Sex & anywhere BUT Manhattan? This after all was a foundation point of the show. Full Story

You can click away if you can’t handle it but it’s the only joy I can find in this f-ckery of a photo series. As I first reported exclusively way back in July, JailBait Miley Cyrus was indeed offered a one day cameo on Sex & the City 2, shooting in New York last Friday with Kim Cattrall, a scene that involved Samantha Jones showing up at an event in the same ensemble. Full Story

Remember when Carrie Bradshaw, who writes a SEX COLUMN, refused to talk about her sex life with her 3 closest friends in the Sex & the City Movie? Yeah, I rag on that sh-t a lot. Because it was sh-t. And the 2nd one will be sh-t too. Except for Samantha Jones. And… Smith Jerrod? Jason Lewis appeared on set in New York today looking REALLY good. Full Story

They’re continuing to shoot Sex & the City 2 in New York. A familiar prop was back on set today: The mute Asian baby! Photo Assumption says she’s still mute. They put her at the lunch table again. Where are her crayons? How will they use her as a lame plot device this time? Let’s give it a stab: Anthony and Stanford get married. Full Story

When it comes to the Sex & the City sequel. It’s not like there’s a story left to tell that’s worth telling, is there? And don’t say Carrie having kids. As hard as this might be for some people to believe, it IS possible for a character to be complete without knowing motherhood. Full Story

SJP and Cynthia Nixon are back at work on the set of Sex & the City 2. Today it was Kim Cattrall’s turn. She looks great. I keep hearing Kim’s voice every night this week during the US Open. Love watching evening tennis. And she’s been narrating these intro pieces including player profiles and opening sequences. Full Story

Oprah fans and the MiniVan just squealed. It’s Carrie Bradshaw, sister idol to a generation of toned down Sex & the City watchers on TBS, re-emerging in New York to shoot the sequel. Because the first one didn’t suck enough. The heels, the familiar strut, the bony ass legs, and a very soft light, not unlike the light used in the Mighty Opesie’s studio, to make sure Carrie looks nothing like the haggard new mother of twins. Full Story

Stop reading here if you can’t handle the spoilers. Sex & the City the second movie – a few exclusive plot details. You ready? Ugh. My sources tell me that JailBait Miley Cyrus, as of this week, is confirmed to be on set for one day. Not known yet exactly what she’s playing but f-ck, it’ll make her head bigger and mashed mouth even more annoying. Full Story

Ewan McGregor. He is 38 today. These aren’t great shots but it’s Ewan, it’s enough. He’s in Berlin and there was a party and famous people were invited. Like Kim Cattrall and Pierce Brosnan and Roman Polanski and who is that bitch in behind him looking like she’s over it? If you were invited to celebrate Ewan’s birthday WITH HIM, would you be looking over it? Or would you be looking like he just made your life? Please. Full Story

Apparently there will be a sequel. Another Sex & the City movie. Us Weekly is reporting that while contracts have yet to be signed, it’s simply a formality – for all intents and purposes, all four women are on board, and have accepted their financial deals, with each earning pay raises to come back. Full Story