Best Twi-Hard Halloween
How was your Halloween? Did you go to a party? Did you make memories with your friends? Did you Instagram the sh-t out of your costume? Was it the best time ever?
I promise you, no matter how great your night was, every Twi-Hard in the world was having a better time than you. Because new photos were released yesterday of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson together. Sort of together.
Stewart was driving her truck. Pattinson was driving his jeep behind her. They were leaving his place on Wednesday, after she’d spent 3 hours there, no doubt f-cking themselves hungry, which has probably inspired a new wave of Twi-Hard fan fiction, title: Halloween. If make-up sex is hot in real life, what do you call it when it’s in your imagination, about other people?
According to the photographers, Robsten was heading towards Stewart’s place for some more makeup sex but when they noticed that they were being papped (by the same agency that took those pictures of her with Rupert Sanders – coincidence or conspiracy?) they split off. Which presents a dilemma for the Twi-Hard, because on the one hand, without the paps, they’d have no confirmation that #RobstenIsUnbroken but on the other hand, the presence of the paps was a total cockblock for more #RobstenSex.
So, for the rational now – are they back together?
It took Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez a year to break it off for good. Hard to pull off a clean break. Also hard to expect to be in love with the same person you were in love with at 19 by the time you’re 29. October 31, 2013. It’s the new tattoo.