Holy Motors was my favourite film of Cannes 2012. What’s it about? I don’t actually know. It’s a giant mind f-ck that I can’t wait to see again and again. We can love what we can’t understand, can’t we? Kylie Minogue is in it. And Eva Mendes. Does that make you mad? That Eva Mendes is involved in something (good) that people keep talking about? People are predicting Holy Motors will win the Palme d’Or. Full Story

Kylie Minogue performed in France last night at Galaxie d’Amneville as she continues her Les Folies tour through Europe. It’s a Vegas style spectacular. Over the top, a LOT of costumes, a LOT of dancers, and I heard something about a fountain? This is what you want from Kylie. This is what her fans demand. Full Story

Kylie Minogue’s first North American mini-tour is complete. Thanks to those of you who’ve been lucky enough to attend for your messages about the show. I am jealous and petty and I hate you. Because, as almost all of you have noted, it was amazingness. Kylie’s final performance was on Sunday in New York. Full Story

In great shape, cancer-free (touch wood!), in love, and perhaps engaged? No wonder the smile! It’s Kylie Minogue’s birthday today. And she’s celebrating it in Rome with her gorgeous boyfriend Andres. Rumour has it, he proposed in New York recently but only according to Grazia Magazine. Full Story

My main gay Darren has been working hard, travelling from one coast to another for several months. As such, we haven’t been drunk together nearly enough all year. Darren misses me. He missed me so much yesterday he actually watched part of the hockey game and texted me from home, not knowing what he was looking at but wanting to feel close to me. Full Story

And why not? She cohosted the Brit Awards last night so she decided to wear a new dress every time she was called on stage. I think I like the red best… You? LOVE her. LOVE how – corny moment ahead – her happiness is palpable. Like I can see it. Kylie Minogue seems really, really fulfilled in life. Full Story

Kylie’s hair is often so severe, pulled back tight, or curled to the point of motionlessness, it’s lovely to see a softer side. Does Kylie’s hair reflect her heart? I think so, yes. Kylie is in love Full Story

Yay! New from Hello Canada this week, photos of Kylie Minogue and a hot new Euro babe ringing in the new year in the French Alps, ready to declare to the world that she’s found love again after cancer and after Olivier Martinez. His name is Andres Velencoso, a model. Full Story

Have these two been linked yet? Clearly the words “economic crisis” don’t exist for the folks at the Atlantis Palm Resort and Palm Jumeirah in Dubai. Some say they spent $20 million alone on travel arrangements for celebrities. And it was an eclectic celebrity mix too. Even the rather low key and elusive Chris Tucker showed up. Full Story

The AP reported last week that Kylie Minogue would be announcing her marriage to Olivier Martinez in Prague. Some Czech website originally made the claim. But Kylie appeared on The Today Show yesterday and told Matt Lauer that it was all full of sh*t. Full Story

The AP is reporting that a Czech website is reporting that Kylie Minogue is marrying Olivier Martinez with whom she’s had an off/on relationship for years. This is the man not many people trust – Mira Sorvino’s mother (Mira and Olivier had a volatile relationship) once said of Kylie and Olivier: "If it"s commitment she"s after, she dating the wrong man. Full Story

It rarely works, and it works only on a select few. The red lips, the frizzy hair, the earrings, the makeup… for anyone else my mother would be screeching low classy. On Kylie Minogue, it’s perfect. Love, love, love. Kylie showed up at the Golden Camera Awards with some horse teeth too – unlike Hilary Swank, Kylie’s chompers are the cutest. Full Story

Kylie has said that since cancer, she’s had to live with a new body, that the shape simply won’t go back to what it used to be. Judging from her appearance on the X Factor finale the other night, this is a good thing. Because not only is she alive, she is also workin’ some serious, serious curves. Full Story

F*ck Britney. What"s KFed compared to disease? Kylie Minogue yesterday telling cancer to jump up her ass.  Love it. As you can see, K is back... Kylie is working on a new album and will be starring alongside David Tennant for a Dr Who Christmas special (here she is on set) and of course she is single and lookin’ for love. Full Story