My reactions, in order, were as follows: I got excited, then rolled my eyes, then got really warm and happy in my stomach, and then went to price out a pair of 3-hole docs that the kids are apparently wearing again. Luke Perry and Jennie Garth together? (Lainey: this according to the National Enquirer which everyone has already denied up and down but still…a LOT of you emailed. Full Story

There’s a lot of television promotion happening right now around the TCA press tour. The Hallmark Channel hosted an event the other night. Jason Priestley directed an upcoming Hallmark MOV called Goodnight for Justice starring Luke Perry. Then Jennie Garth showed up. Please. Brandon, Dylan, and Kelly in a room? You cannot expect that I wouldn’t write about this. Full Story

You don’t know what I’m talking about? Maybe you missed it yesterday. Or maybe you’ve blocked it from your memory to reduce scarring. Click here for a refresher, then shudder. Luke Perry, pictured here today in Cannes promoting Justice, is three years older than Brendan, and holding up rather nicely. Full Story